I think Iv'e killed Father Christams

boybiker

Someone asked me what i wanted for chrimbo and I said some zipp 404 wheels
father Christmas has gone very quiet, I think he may have choked on his mince pie
I suspect I am more likely to get a zipp bottle cage :roll:

turkeytickler

I think it was my request for a rapha fixed jacket that did it... sorry!

unclemalc

boybiker wrote:

Someone asked me what i wanted for chrimbo and I said some zipp 404 wheels
father Christmas has gone very quiet, I think he may have choked on his mince pie
I suspect I am more likely to get a zipp bottle cage :roll:

No-one ever asks me anymore. Its probably because I just get out a tape that chants
'Van Nicholas', 'Van Nicholas'.....

Ieuanllan

I've got a Felt F3, and some Zipp 404's on my Wiggle wishlist, so it might just have been me...

dondare

boybiker wrote:

Someone asked me what i wanted for chrimbo and I said some zipp 404 wheels
father Christmas has gone very quiet, I think he may have choked on his mince pie

He's not dead, he's just blanking you.

redvee

Don't worry you haven't killed him. He doesn't exist :oops:

claash

Now if he wasn't dead before that statement then he has definitely dropped dead in his boots now!!!

Father Christmas doesn't exist....... you old scrooge redvee!

DavidBelcher

unclemalc wrote:

boybiker wrote:

Someone asked me what i wanted for chrimbo and I said some zipp 404 wheels
father Christmas has gone very quiet, I think he may have choked on his mince pie
I suspect I am more likely to get a zipp bottle cage :roll:

No-one ever asks me anymore. Its probably because I just get out a tape that chants
'Van Nicholas', 'Van Nicholas'.....

As the old festive rhyme might have put it;

"The stocking was hung by the chimney with care
In the hope the Van Nicholas soon would be there"



David

DavidBelcher

claash wrote:

Now if he wasn't dead before that statement then he has definitely dropped dead in his boots now!!!

Father Christmas doesn't exist....... you old scrooge redvee!

All of the above reasons are wrong. Father Christmas, along with one of his elves, has recently been suspended from festive duties after making a series of lewd prank phone calls to John Cleese. Or maybe I could be thinking of someone else with unruly facial hair, someone else with peculiar dress sense and a different ex-Fawlty Towers actor.

David

downfader

DavidBelcher wrote:

claash wrote:

Now if he wasn't dead before that statement then he has definitely dropped dead in his boots now!!!

Father Christmas doesn't exist....... you old scrooge redvee!

All of the above reasons are wrong. Father Christmas, along with one of his elves, has recently been suspended from festive duties after making a series of lewd prank phone calls to John Cleese. Or maybe I could be thinking of someone else with unruly facial hair, someone else with peculiar dress sense and a different ex-Fawlty Towers actor.

David

Is andrew sachs a dwarf then? :shock: I knew he was a small fella...

unclemalc

redvee wrote:

Don't worry you haven't killed him. He doesn't exist :oops:

WHAT??? :shock: :shock:

unclemalc

DavidBelcher wrote:

unclemalc wrote:

boybiker wrote:

Someone asked me what i wanted for chrimbo and I said some zipp 404 wheels
father Christmas has gone very quiet, I think he may have choked on his mince pie
I suspect I am more likely to get a zipp bottle cage :roll:

No-one ever asks me anymore. Its probably because I just get out a tape that chants
'Van Nicholas', 'Van Nicholas'.....

As the old festive rhyme might have put it;

"The stocking was hung by the chimney with care
In the hope the Van Nicholas soon would be there"



David

One can ALWAYS hope....

I'll let you know Xmas morning David....