The Christmas question
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I want santa to bring me anything cycling related. But if it turns out to be a V N then iwill not moan.0
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chriskempton wrote:Lance Armstrong to just go away
i'd like to hang with lance for a day, go for a road run in the morning and then have a few beers with him and talk tour 8)0 -
BenBlyth wrote:synchronicity wrote:My girlfriend refuses to buy me anything bike-related.
You could ask for a new girlfriend!so many cols,so little time!0 -
Bear with me this has a Christmas feel to it!
Four Guys are out for a cycle on a Sunday morning. One of the guys says that as Christmas is coming soon that he would really like to meet up and go for a cycle on Christmas morning. The other three agree that that would be great but there is the small problem of getting their wives to agree. They get all macho and feel that as men they can do what they want so they agreed to do this.
Christmas morning and they all meet up at the pub car park and set off on a beautiful crisp day.
As they were cycling one of them says he hopes this is worth it cos it has cost him the price of a diamond ring for his wife to be allowed cycle with them. A second guy says it has cost him the price of a shopping trip to New York for his wife. Third guy says he has had to buy a new car for his wife. The fourth guy thinks they all all mad to fork out like that just for a cycle. So they ask him what he had to do and he says nothing really. He woke up this morning and looked out the window and turned to his wife and said that it looked like a great morning for a cycle or sex and she said “be sure to wear your leg warmers”!0 -
nick hanson wrote:BenBlyth wrote:synchronicity wrote:My girlfriend refuses to buy me anything bike-related.
You could ask for a new girlfriend!
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