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James Bond Commuting...

2tired2ride2tired2ride Posts: 285
edited November 2008 in Commuting chat
On my way back from work (it was dark) Some kids had started a bin fire and at the same moment I rode pass it something exploded inside the bin (Big flames and noise), it was the most James bond thing that has ever happened to me! 8)

Anything cool happened to you?
"If we all had hardtails we'd all go down the hill, just slower"
Nick Larsen


Voodoo D-Jab Ti
Boardman Road Team 09
Boardman Urban Team 08
Falcon 3 Speed
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  • girv73girv73 Posts: 842
    I was attacked by a dog once riding though a park. I went all ninja on it's head and managed to fend it off without even getting off the bike.

    I did stop however to give the owners, when they showed up, an earful about keeping dogs on a lead, including pointing to the park's bye-law notice which specifically required it (and also permitted cycling through the park, natch).

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    Oh I was also once attacked by a leaf, but managed to swerve out of harm's way at the last moment!
    Today is a good day to ride
  • I hope the Brocolli's are reading this, what a brilliant idea, JB in a bike chase skitt, something along the lines of the classic Skiing ones they did in some of the movies, except DH MTB somewhere in the Alps, Bond lepping over cars, and the like.
    Movie title would be ?

    BTW Daniel Craig, dullest Bond ever.
    If you see the candle as flame, the meal is already cooked.
    Photography, Google Earth, Route 30
  • I think they did something a bit like that in the film Taxi 3 (the french one) where he gets chased by ninja's on rollerbades and he rides over cars or something?
    "If we all had hardtails we'd all go down the hill, just slower"
    Nick Larsen


    Voodoo D-Jab Ti
    Boardman Road Team 09
    Boardman Urban Team 08
    Falcon 3 Speed
  • You only Lube twice
    Live & Let Ride
    <a>road</a>
  • Octalink censored
    <a>road</a>
  • Dr No Brakes (the fakenger movie)
    <a>road</a>
  • jedsterjedster Posts: 2,004
    On Her Majesty's Single Speed
  • jedsterjedster Posts: 2,004
    The Man with the Golden Hubs
  • gtvlussogtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Casino Raleigh Royale

    Nothing cool ever happens to me - I feel alone.
  • Thunderball(s)
    If you see the candle as flame, the meal is already cooked.
    Photography, Google Earth, Route 30
  • risirisi Posts: 231
    Diamondbacks are forever...

    gtvlusso - nothing cool has happened to me either, you're not alone :cry:
    Specialized Allez
    Trek 6500
  • girv73girv73 Posts: 842
    Die Another Day, aka MTFU

    I forgot about the time I was bimbling along, minding my own business, in a secret underground base, and ended up setting the self-destruct on a rocket carrying a Lycra eating virus then fighting my way out past a load of incredibly incompetent ninjas armed with frikkin laser beams, aided only by a girl in a swimsuit, before pretend-shagging her in the hot air balloon we used to escape the exploding base (bike tied to one of the guide ropes).
    Today is a good day to ride
  • Greg TGreg T Posts: 3,266
    For Your Thighs Only?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • don_dondon_don Posts: 1,007
    For your Cateyes only
  • don_dondon_don Posts: 1,007
    The Spy Who Lubed Me?
  • risirisi Posts: 231
    The GI is not enough (in which JB gets a bigger ring)
    Specialized Allez
    Trek 6500
  • Greg TGreg T Posts: 3,266
    The Living Day-Glo-Lights

    When Bond gets serious about safety
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • From Russel Square with Love?
  • Dr On(-One)?

    I'll get my coat ...
  • Dr No Hands
    <a>road</a>
  • On her majesty's annual service
    <a>road</a>
  • FeltupFeltup Posts: 1,340
    Dr No Fear

    Featuring

    Miss Pent Youf - as the Bond girl who gets ridden senseless early in the film but then abandoned.

    Victoria Pendleton - as cycling hottie

    to be continued......................................................................................................
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

    Felt F55 - 2007
    Specialized Singlecross - 2008
    Marin Rift Zone - 1998
    Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
  • For those using premium North American mudguards:

    Goldfender
  • Clever PunClever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Licence to Scalp

    On Her Majesty's Secret Specialised
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • The spy who dropped me (she was obviously playing "the game")
    "If we all had hardtails we'd all go down the hill, just slower"
    Nick Larsen


    Voodoo D-Jab Ti
    Boardman Road Team 09
    Boardman Urban Team 08
    Falcon 3 Speed
  • From Russel Square with Love?

    Surely you mean "From rush hour with love"...
  • biondinobiondino Posts: 5,990
    Don's at the top of page 2 is the best so far.
  • don_don wrote:
    The Spy Who Lubed Me?

    Good, but a bit smutty
    "If we all had hardtails we'd all go down the hill, just slower"
    Nick Larsen


    Voodoo D-Jab Ti
    Boardman Road Team 09
    Boardman Urban Team 08
    Falcon 3 Speed
  • don_dondon_don Posts: 1,007
    That had honestly never crossed my mind :oops:
  • NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
    Quantum of Solitude (when cycling along the canal banks that is)
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
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