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A list of things caused by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross

InfamousInfamous Posts: 1,130
edited October 2008 in The bottom bracket
The Credit Crunch
World War 2
Communism
Aids
Harold Shipman
Anything bad that ever happened to anyone, ever
The cancelling of Noel's House Party
The death of Arthur Fowler
The hindenburg disaster
The fact that John Cleese couldn't follow Fawlty Towers
When he told him, Pike
John Lennon getting shot
Andrew Sach's career after Fawlty towers
Andrew Sachs' career before Fawlty Towers
The challenger disaster
When Apollo creed got killed in Rocky 4
The matrix 2 and 3
Hitler's vegitarianism
Third world debt
When Rasputin was shot until he was dead
When Mr.T killed Mickey in Rocky 3
Having to put the clocks forward and losing an hour of sleep
The Daz Doorstep Challenge with Danny Baker
Grey squirrels becoming endangered in the UK
Whenever someone drops a biscuit in their cup of tea
The changing of "marathons" to "Snickers"
Kerry Katona's drinking
The smoking ban

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  • afx237viafx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Infamous wrote:
    The cancelling of Noel's House Party

    They're not all bad, then.
  • CHRISNOIRCHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
  • I thought Rasputin drowned after the shooting failed to kill him?
  • heavymentalheavymental Posts: 2,020
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

    :lol:
  • BronzieBronzie Posts: 4,927
    You missed Global Warming..................and those 2 are surely full of hot air
  • InfamousInfamous Posts: 1,130
    Inventing the fictional concept of Global Warming
    Ghengis khan
    The war of the roses
    Blackadder series 1
    Richard Branson's failed balloon attempts
    "Fun size" chocolate bars
    Sega Dreamcast
    Oscar Wilde getting "banged up" for buggery
    Chris Moyles getting his break in the radio industry
    censored eye for the straight guy
    Crack cocaine
    Soft R's
    Blokes with long hair
    Andrew Sachs' Granddaughter's appearence in next year's IACGMOOH and Celebrity Big Brother
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Infamous wrote:
    Inventing the fictional concept of Global Warming
    Ghengis khan
    The war of the roses
    Blackadder series 1
    Richard Branson's failed balloon attempts
    "Fun size" chocolate bars
    Sega Dreamcast
    Oscar Wilde getting "banged up" for buggery
    Chris Moyles getting his break in the radio industry
    censored eye for the straight guy
    Crack cocaine
    Soft R's
    Blokes with long hair
    Andrew Sachs' Granddaughter's appearence in next year's IACGMOOH and Celebrity Big Brother

    "Fun size" chocolate indeed! They're miles smaller than ordinary ones. Where's the fun in that?? :?

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • CHRISNOIRCHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Infamous wrote:
    ...Oscar Wilde getting "banged up" for buggery...
    FOUL MOUTHED TIRADE!
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    Infamous wrote:
    ...Oscar Wilde getting "banged up" for buggery...
    FOUL MOUTHED TIRADE!

    I read the middle two lines of the list incorrectly and at first thought it said "Chris Moyles getting 'banged up' for buggery". Getting 'banged up' for having censored -all talent is nearer the mark....

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Infamous wrote:
    The Daz Doorstep Challenge with Danny Baker

    Did Baker ever feature as a Ross minion at Channel 4 in years gone by, or was it just Chris Evans that he sucked up to as a pretend best mate during the days of TFI Friday? Having said that, the Doorstep Challenge has featured worse presenters in the past - most people these days would run a mile if Michael Barrymore turned up at their door holding a box containing a large quantity of white powder....

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • InfamousInfamous Posts: 1,130
    The sinking of the Belgrano
    Roald Amundsen beating Scott to the South pole
    Homelessness
    Titanic (the ship)
    Titanic (the film)
    Tupac getting shot
    Notorious BIG getting shot
    Ghandi getting shot
    Weekend at Bernie's 2 being shot
    Spur's 2008/2009 season
    Special Brew
    Popcorn eaten in cinemas
    Michael J Fox getting Parkinsons disease
    Countdown being cancelled
    Fathers for Justice
    Chris Evans inexplicable fame and fortune
    Lottery scratchcards
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Infamous wrote:
    The sinking of the Belgrano
    Roald Amundsen beating Scott to the South pole
    Homelessness
    Titanic (the ship)
    Titanic (the film)
    Tupac getting shot
    Notorious BIG getting shot
    Ghandi getting shot
    Weekend at Bernie's 2 being shot
    Spur's 2008/2009 season
    Special Brew
    Popcorn eaten in cinemas
    Michael J Fox getting Parkinsons disease
    Countdown being cancelled
    Fathers for Justice
    Chris Evans inexplicable fame and fortune
    Lottery scratchcards

    Now you're just being ridiculous - if it wasn't for Fathers for Justice, think how many fancy dress shops would have gone down the pan by now. Or at least making a huge loss on their Batman outfits. :wink:
    As for Tottenham's rubbish season, maybe there is some truth in that one and a conspiracy is afoot - Brand is a Hammers fan, after all....

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • InfamousInfamous Posts: 1,130
    With all these horific atrocities, it's no wonder they got suspended and they should be sacked. After all, it's people like me, who avoid paying TV licences, that pay their wages, lest we forget.
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Infamous wrote:
    After all, it's people like me, who avoid paying TV licences

    Aha! Now we know why you put the cancelling of Noel's House Party on the list!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7613938.stm

    You are said ex-Swap Shop frontman, and I claim my £5! :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • InfamousInfamous Posts: 1,130
    No of course i'm not.

    Hold on, the banker is ringing me.
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