Good deed done for the day!

spasypaddy

Left work, got 2 minutes down the road and saw a lady without a back light. So i told her i could barely see her, she pointed at a single LED she had, and explained that she had bought a new light but didnt have a screwdriver or batteries.

I lent her my screwdriver and gave her my batteries! So to the lovely lady in southwark/blackfriars this afternoon you asked if there was anything you could do in return... how about a drink one evening?

londonlivvy

aaaah... a night in shining armour.

Crapaud

londonlivvy wrote:

aaaah... a night in shining armour.

No, it's Don_don-itis, and it's not even spring! :?

don_don

Did you not ask her out for a drink there and then?

Doh!

londonlivvy wrote:
aaaah... a night in shining armour.

No, it's Don_don-itis, and it's not even spring!

I disagree, Paddy is a real knight in shining armour for that!

Oh and BTW, there's room for luurve in every season, not just the spring 8)

dirk_van_gently

Sounds like a Knight in shining Amour :?

don_don

Dirk Van Gently wrote:

Sounds like a Knight in shining Amour :?

Chapeau!

daniel_b

spasypaddy wrote:

So to the lovely lady in southwark/blackfriars this afternoon you asked if there was anything you could do in return... how about a drink one evening?

A stirling effort indeed, but me thinks you should have got her number at the time!

what bike was she riding??

Dan

cjcp

Dirk Van Gently wrote:

Sounds like a Knight in shining Amour :?

Coat please!

itboffin

So please tell me you let her get a short way ahead then you scalped her RIGHT!

lost_in_thought

That's ever so kind of you. Restores the faith in humanity, that type of thing.

You could have asked her for a drink at the time, perhaps, but why ruin a selfless act of kindness by doing that?

Hope that you'll see her again - she'll remember you!

daniel_b

Maybe this is SP playing hard to get

Sewinman

You should have asked her out for a drink before actually handing over the batteries... that way you could avoid wasting some decent batteries on her should she be married/frigid/lesbian.

daniel_b

Sewinman wrote:

You should have asked her out for a drink before actually handing over the batteries... that way you could avoid wasting some decent batteries on her should she be married/frigid/lesbian.

That's cold.

Can you make that into some kind of equation?

Dan

Sewinman

=IF(OR(Damsel in Distress = Married, Damsel in Distress = Frigid, Damsel in Distress = Lesbian),"Snatch back batteries and do one sharpish", "Knight in Shining Armour")

woodford2barbican

This is more efficient.

If damsel_in_ distress in ('married','frigid','lesbian') do(nothing) else(flirt);

daniel_b

woodford2barbican wrote:

This is more efficient.

If damsel_in_ distress in ('married','frigid','lesbian') do(nothing) else(flirt);

THEN GOTO PUB
END

cjw

woodford2barbican wrote:

This is more efficient.

If damsel_in_ distress in ('married','frigid','lesbian') do(nothing) else(flirt);

this is more fun.

If damsel_in_distress is ("married", "single") do (flirt) else if damsel_in distress is ("lesbian") do ("request bring friend")

Kieran_Burns

Is that coded in C(ycle)++ or VBS (visual bike script) ?

Crapaud

woodford2barbican wrote:

This is more efficient.

If damsel_in_ distress in ('married','frigid','lesbian') do(nothing) else(flirt);

D_in_D 'plied by (strong drink + batteries) = Nat King

SP, you are of course, a knight of the road, but I'm puzzled - nowhere in your post do you indicate that the D_in_D posts on BR, so why the invite?

On the off-chance that the D_in_D does post / lurk on BR I'd like to point out that, despite temptation, I've not questioned why SP lusts after a 'woman who requires batteries' nor made any tasteless 'pump' jokes.

hisoka

Doing a nice thing for it's own rewards is good.
If something good happens afterwards, that is even better but still the good deed is enough.
So speaketh a nice guy.

don_don

lost_in_thought wrote:

That's ever so kind of you. Restores the faith in humanity, that type of thing.

You could have asked her for a drink at the time, perhaps, but why ruin a selfless act of kindness by doing that?

Hope that you'll see her again - she'll remember you!

Now I see where I went wrong, damn :roll:

lost_in_thought

don_don wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

That's ever so kind of you. Restores the faith in humanity, that type of thing.

You could have asked her for a drink at the time, perhaps, but why ruin a selfless act of kindness by doing that?

Hope that you'll see her again - she'll remember you!

Now I see where I went wrong, damn :roll:

spasypaddy

i do believe in bike karma, if i was in trouble or needed help i would like to think someone would stop and offer to help me with whatever the problem with my bike was. If i see someone on the side of the road i always stop to help.

It just so happens she was a hot lady this time, i would of said it to anyone and donated my batteries to anyone!

I didnt see her today, although i was looking!