Uber rant..... with a silver lining

Man have i had a censored day and its only 10.30.
I have spent the last week fixing up the drive train of my bike with new cain rings bash guard and rear casett and cain as well as replaceing for spokes on my rear wheel.
and this happend.
Got up early to get out for a bike ride...... clocks have gone back why have an extra hour in bed when you can get an extra hour on the bike. So i pack all my stuff and head of to stainburn. Bimble up and back down the short red loop to warm up and make shure every thing is working ok b4 i hit the full down hill run.
get to the Top of the down hill run and set off down 2nd jump and it fires me off a bit sideways and after hitting hte brakes and scrubbing my speed i sholder barge a tree.
I was feeling a bit off form but still lets give it a full run and i should shake of the cobwebs.........
Continue down the run as as i came out of the tree line and onto the large rocks my front wheel lost gri and fell off to the right of the trail in to the bog and stuck fast pitching me over the handle bars. face first in to a tree stump. got out of the bog and had blood running down my face ( bust eyebrow, cut nose and busted lip.) Quick check of the bike and down i went to finish the run.
As i started to push the bike up the hill i noticed a bit to play in the front of the bike. thought i had busted the forks or the head bairings...... well thats finished my ride out then...... got hte bike to to the top of the hill and the bike twisted. The good news is i dont think that i have damaged the forks or the bairings .

and

and finaly my face

As hard as i have tryed with 2 sticks and a few zip tyes im thinking the frame is dead.
sooooooo time to get a new frame. I off to the on one web site. wish me luck. or should i go for a full sus...... hummmm ohhh and to make my day worse im off for lunch with the in laws
I have spent the last week fixing up the drive train of my bike with new cain rings bash guard and rear casett and cain as well as replaceing for spokes on my rear wheel.
and this happend.
Got up early to get out for a bike ride...... clocks have gone back why have an extra hour in bed when you can get an extra hour on the bike. So i pack all my stuff and head of to stainburn. Bimble up and back down the short red loop to warm up and make shure every thing is working ok b4 i hit the full down hill run.
get to the Top of the down hill run and set off down 2nd jump and it fires me off a bit sideways and after hitting hte brakes and scrubbing my speed i sholder barge a tree.
I was feeling a bit off form but still lets give it a full run and i should shake of the cobwebs.........
Continue down the run as as i came out of the tree line and onto the large rocks my front wheel lost gri and fell off to the right of the trail in to the bog and stuck fast pitching me over the handle bars. face first in to a tree stump. got out of the bog and had blood running down my face ( bust eyebrow, cut nose and busted lip.) Quick check of the bike and down i went to finish the run.
As i started to push the bike up the hill i noticed a bit to play in the front of the bike. thought i had busted the forks or the head bairings...... well thats finished my ride out then...... got hte bike to to the top of the hill and the bike twisted. The good news is i dont think that i have damaged the forks or the bairings .

and

and finaly my face

As hard as i have tryed with 2 sticks and a few zip tyes im thinking the frame is dead.
sooooooo time to get a new frame. I off to the on one web site. wish me luck. or should i go for a full sus...... hummmm ohhh and to make my day worse im off for lunch with the in laws

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
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so im thinking about something like
http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Mode ... elID=21087
or
http://www.on-one-shop.co.uk/acatalog/O ... 56_30.html
or ebay for a good looking second hand 5 or stumpjumper.
any one have any other sudgestions apart fomr taking up knitting like my wife is sudgesting?
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/7405500@N0 ... 025278584/
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I think alloy will fatigue and then fail whereas chromoly will bend.
Youth
http://superstar.tibolts.co.uk/product_ ... cts_id=134
I tried to look at the Xtension website to see what it was like, but it's a bit sparse. Under constrction.
PS. Could a pirate, ninja or monkey maybe fix your bike?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnyrotten33/
dmr exalt
fitbike team park bmx
both my custom jobbys
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/2915789/
Can I plug the Marin I have for sale?
How did you not notice such a buggered frame straight away?!
When I crash first thing I check is the bike...then myself lol.
Dot 4 in the eye hurts. Trust me
I am going to have to get in touch with singletraction ( they maintaion stainburn) to complain about the lack of monkeys pirates and ninjas about as im and sure they could have prevented the problems totaly.
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