No moos is good moos

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  • Bagman
    Bagman Posts: 311
    pneumatic wrote:
    dairy me! I can't stomach any mooore of it.

    Nor me, i'm moving to Oxford
  • avoidingmyphd
    avoidingmyphd Posts: 1,154
    3 pages? I didn't think you guys cud do it.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Yak Yak Yakkity Yak... that's all I hear :P
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Bagman wrote:
    pneumatic wrote:
    dairy me! I can't stomach any mooore of it.

    Nor me, i'm moving to Oxford

    Mooving?
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Gussio wrote:
    Mooving?

    Good spot.
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  • Bagman
    Bagman Posts: 311
    Gussio wrote:
    Bagman wrote:
    pneumatic wrote:
    dairy me! I can't stomach any mooore of it.

    Nor me, i'm moving to Oxford

    Mooving?

    thought i was being clever with mooving and oxford but forgot the 'o'. don't start to roundup on me now
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Bagman wrote:
    don't start to roundup on me now


    We won't cream you, don't worry.
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Greg T wrote:
    Bagman wrote:
    don't start to roundup on me now


    We won't cream you, don't worry.

    Indeed, the steaks are too high.
  • Bagman
    Bagman Posts: 311
    Gosh it's 5.30, time to vamoose
  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    I guess you could try to persuede everyone to stop but I think the puns will continue leather you like it or not.

    It'll end in tears though. Maybe even a fight. In fact I'd say this thread could be more dangerous than being in Star Trek when you've got the bourguignon-eck of the woods (christ that took some shoehorning).
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I think it's rare to find a thread that has no blue language shown in the medium term. So Well Done! to all of you :wink:
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Butter've course ! :oops: Sorry think I might be milking it!
  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    On this site I think it is probably medium to rare.

    Holy cow! Is that the time? I better get a moooove on to beat the evening stampede for the gay bar. I shall mince on over, chew the cud and burger..............................................................

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  • ansbaradigeidfran
    ansbaradigeidfran Posts: 526
    That's the cream of the puns taken already. Dairy good wit, though. I don't mean to be a cattle-tail, but the cow I saw from a country lane on Saturday refused to answer me. I was speaking in Welsh though, and it might have been a Jersey. :)
  • grayo59
    grayo59 Posts: 722
    "Excuse me if you think Ermintrude-ing here but I think the best post should win a bunch of Cowslips" said Zebedee to Florence in a roundabout sort of way.

    "That would be magic!" She replied, amoozed at the thought.
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  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    well done to all those hoof got us onto page 4.

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  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    I think it's rare to find a thread that has no blue language shown in the medium term. So Well Done! to all of you :wink:

    Yes, it's a burger when people feel it necessary to swear online!

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  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 11,955
    This may well be a moot point, but I fear this thread has gone too far afield, and should almoost certainly be put out to grass.

    And I thought this was a serious commooting forum as well :roll:
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  • ansbaradigeidfran
    ansbaradigeidfran Posts: 526
    Some might think that killing this thread is a black-and-white issue, but I see a lot of graze.
  • BUICK
    BUICK Posts: 362
    You wouldn't want a thread like this to get pasture! Some of the cheesiest puns I've seen in commoooooting.
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  • Bagman
    Bagman Posts: 311
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Butter've course ! :oops: Sorry think I might be milking it!

    Blimey! Even my cat'll puke when he hears this pun
  • The Chingford Skinhead
    The Chingford Skinhead Posts: 718
    And to think some people brand us cyclists as hunourless. As so many of the puns have been off the hoof they have either been very (cow)slick or made me want to hide
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  • ansbaradigeidfran
    ansbaradigeidfran Posts: 526
    Bagman wrote:
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Butter've course ! :oops: Sorry think I might be milking it!

    Blimey! Even my cat'll puke when he hears this pun

    Is your cat a coward? Can't he/she take this kind of licking?
  • Bagman
    Bagman Posts: 311
    ansbaradigeidfran wrote:
    Bagman wrote:
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Butter've course ! :oops: Sorry think I might be milking it!

    Blimey! Even my cat'll puke when he hears this pun

    Is your cat a coward? Can't he/she take this kind of licking?

    No, usually he is quite bullish. He can even be a tricky little effer. Sometimes I could slaughter him
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Ah! this thread tiz moosic to my ears
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    If I meet a fox tomorrow morning do you think we could hit 5 pages as quickly? :D
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  • ansbaradigeidfran
    ansbaradigeidfran Posts: 526
    55 posts in 7 hours: we must be heifer-active to spew out so many corned-beefy puns.

    I'm going to head up brisketly to bed. Hopefully, once I'm loin down I'll be able to put this thread out of my head, or else I'll be broiling around restlessly all night!

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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    itboffin wrote:
    Ah! this thread tiz moosic to my ears

    Man 'ure so right there.
  • Bagman
    Bagman Posts: 311
    Oh dear! This thread is so yesterday's mooos! Time to grab the bull by the horns and more on to fresh pastures. We should all give ourselves a pat on the back for keeping the thread topside
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I caught the train. :roll:




    :lol:
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