Hey Greg66

woodford2barbican

How's your ring?

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UnworthyPapaLazaru

Greg T

Who would have thought it, an outbreak of humour on the road boards.....

Even more surprising is that anyone found it. It's sleepier in there than a retirement home's TV lounge, just after Sunday lunch and after Shipman has done his rounds.

woodford2barbican

I must say that the commuting board is proving that it has a much higher evolved sense of humour than the road boards.

Compare the witty rhymnes in the Hey Lit thread with the anything on the road board.

If they are not talking Lance.....they are not talking much else.

Kieran_Burns

Should I move my "cow handstand farting while following through" post over here then?

Or should I just leave it to obscurity?

Greg T

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Should I move my "cow handstand farting while following through" post over here then?

Or should I just leave it to obscurity?

I think we can sefely say that the right place to discuss bovine gymnastics combined with flatulence and afters is right here.

Now do you have any photos/ video of this?

Kieran_Burns

I was a little pre-occupied with Simon and Garfunkel at the time....

"Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away"

Kieran_Burns

This was the post btw.... just to bring it back into the fold... and it WAS a commute incident!

Or a SINGLE scared cow that managed to get through the gates on the bridleway and run down spraying sh** EVERYWHERE.

I say it was scared - I am only presuming. Judging from the sheer amount of the stuff and the incredible spread pattern, it was either doing handstands and farting with a follow-through or running like buggery and sh**ing while swaying. Edge to edge, we're talking a 12' spread here - there was even some up the HEDGES. How the hell does a running cow get sh** 3' up a hedge????

I had to get the hose out when i got home and spray the bike and MYSELF before I even dared enter the house - we're talking a half mile of wet cowsh** here. Ironically I'd fitted my Crud Catchers only the week before. Methinks that they were two letters out.