I fancy Greg66

Gay69
Gay69 Posts: 13
edited October 2008 in The bottom bracket
Oh Greg Greg Greg

I yearn for you so.

I'd write you a poem if only I could think of a rhyme for 'strong shade of orange'

Say you'll be mine.

I'll try for a limerick instead.

There is a young man called Greg
He makes me swoon and beg
His clothing is red
Indeed every thread
But will he say yes to a fag?

Comments

  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    Go, go, go Gay69 :D:D:D

    I'll try and work something out on the orange thing for you.

    C'mon Greg, what do you say? He sounds really sincere and nice :wink:
  • BUICK
    BUICK Posts: 362
    What king of desperate perv would post something like this?!

    Ah, I see... :wink:
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,445
    Has Greg T just come out of the closet???
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Has anyone suggested a 'Dating / Stalking' sub-forum to Nickyet? There's some oddness going on round here... but I like it. :wink:
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    Has anyone suggested a 'Dating / Stalking' sub-forum to Nickyet? There's some oddness going on round here... but I like it. :wink:
    with Lycra comes deviance...
  • Orange and silver are two words that the English language can provide no rhyme for.
    As to this Greg agreeing to a ciggy, who knows?
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    Orange is one of those words that famously has nothing perfectly to rhyme with it. The other one is silver. However, the Oxford Rhyming Dictionary does show both these words as having half-rhymes (such as lozenge with orange and salver with silver).

    The principle of a half-rhyme in these cases is quite simple. Whereas a full and stressed rhyme (e.g. hand / stand) or even an unstressed rhyme (such as handing / standing) contain vowels that are common to both words, a half-rhyme like orange / lozenge or silver / salver (technically speaking, pararhymes) has obvious differences between vowels in certain syllables.


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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Has Greg T just come out of the closet???

    You want to be careful what you wish for sunshine.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    heh heh, GregT

    All of a sudden your sig seems out of place on this thread - are you sure it's not you?

    G66 is maintaining a stoic silence so far, is he aware of this thread? He should be told.

    <wanders off to the commuting thread>
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    purple is another one that doesn't have a rhyne, strange that it's all colours so far. Although I've always maintained that 'hirple' rhymes with purple...it means to hobble in scots speak

    As for Greg666 he's far to busy polishing his trident to notice this thread I imagine...honestly you should see him in that 'strong orange' get up!
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    edited October 2008
    posted twice, oops
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Attica wrote:
    heh heh, GregT

    All of a sudden your sig seems out of place on this thread - are you sure it's not you?

    Gay 69 is obviously a hommer of the highest water as he doesn't have the cojones to tell other Greg66 that he wants to get some man action going with him using his own username.....

    In this topsy turvy world in which we live with Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys who wouldn't give dear old other Greg a bit of Greek Love?

    Hey - he shaves his legs and in my book that's half way to getting it, half a shandy and I'm your man.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    My old boss used to quote this line in the pub quite often "What's the difference between a gay man and a straight man? (answer) 4 pints - 3 if you go down on him"

    Now you know why I only ever drink two pints! Once I'd heard that I was practically tee total around the old fruit.
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    Littigator wrote:
    purple is another one that doesn't have a rhyne,

    what about burble?
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  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    Oh Gay, I don't know Greg66, but perhaps this might catch his attention? I hope your love affair blossoms with my poetic assistance. BTW, I have assumed some basic knowledge of the Black Mountains of South Wales, to whit, the Blorenge.

    Walk, if you will, for a mile,
    Holding my hand in yours all the while,
    As sun sets on the Blorenge,
    there's a strong shade of orange
    in the nicotine stains of your smile.

    With the summit, and view, in the bag
    My energy's starting to flag,
    We skip back to our tent,
    find both poles to be bent,
    And you laugh "Never mind, have a fag!"
  • Gay69
    Gay69 Posts: 13
    Thanks Don_don

    I fear my feelings may remain unrequited, Greg seems to have disappeared today.

    I'll just pine away then.

    Oh Greg Greg
    Show me your leg.
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    cee wrote:
    Littigator wrote:
    purple is another one that doesn't have a rhyne,

    what about burble?
    Only if you have a speech impediment.
  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    Littigator wrote:
    purple is another one that doesn't have a rhyne

    Furtle.

    Or is this just a Lanky dialect word and no-one else knows what I'm on about ?