What message would you send?

boybiker

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7660449.stm
mine would be 'I hope there is intelligent life out there because there is bugger all down here'

SCR Pedro

My message? Quite simple, really. Just two words. "F*ck Off".

Not that I'm a miserable bugger, or anything.

Cheers
Pedro

downfader

"please dont kill us"

Who knows if this is a good idea. Intelligent life elsewhere could be rather.. er unhelpful towards us. Shall we say.

Bagman

What are your current interest rates??

sicrow

"Can you see the pub from there ?"

vermooten

"Got any spare change?"

synchronicity

boybiker wrote:

mine would be 'I hope there is intelligent life out there because there is bugger all down here'

I'd probably send something on similar lines.

fossyant

"Any great bikes"

wiffachip

would you like to buy a premiership football team ?

Stewie Griffin

Ooo da fick, ooo da fick, ooo da ficking ell are youuuuuuu, ooo da ficking ell are you?

Maaartians, oo oo oh ohh Maaartians oo oo oh ohh, you come from outer space, we'll stab you in the face.

We are earthlings, we are earthlings, we are earthlings from earth, we are earthlings, we are earthlings, we are earthlings from earth.

You're going home in a space ship ambulance.

pneumatic

take your instant mashed potato and bu88er off!

popette

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Ooo da fick, ooo da fick, ooo da ficking ell are youuuuuuu, ooo da ficking ell are you?

Maaartians, oo oo oh ohh Maaartians oo oo oh ohh, you come from outer space, we'll stab you in the face.

We are earthlings, we are earthlings, we are earthlings from earth, we are earthlings, we are earthlings, we are earthlings from earth.

You're going home in a space ship ambulance.

DavidBelcher

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Ooo da fick, ooo da fick, ooo da ficking ell are youuuuuuu, ooo da ficking ell are you?

Maaartians, oo oo oh ohh Maaartians oo oo oh ohh, you come from outer space, we'll stab you in the face.

We are earthlings, we are earthlings, we are earthlings from earth, we are earthlings, we are earthlings, we are earthlings from earth.

You're going home in a space ship ambulance.

Still with the footie chant theme, and assuming they don't have any natural satellites;

"S**t planet, no moon! S**t planet, no moon!"

David

Big Red S

If they're looking for /intelligent/ life, why the hell have they sent the output of bebo?

CHRISNOIR

"Campag or Shimano?"

hisoka

"Spin or grind uphill?"

HungryCol

"Bank funding urgently required"

DavidBelcher

"Planet for sale. More careless owners than you'd care to mention. Fifty quid o.n.o., sold as seen"

David

bunnyman

"Who loves ya baby"? : :P

R34PER

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