Icecream joke
Uncle Peter
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A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, "Every flavour ice cream in the world."
"Bullshit," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you have every flavour ice cream in the world?" "O.K., I would like three scoops of ladies bits flavoured ice cream please."
"No problem sir." The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick.
Grimacing, he says, "This doesn't taste like ladies bits, it tastes like poo!" The assistant replies,
"Of course it tastes like poo when you take such long licks!"
"Bullshit," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you have every flavour ice cream in the world?" "O.K., I would like three scoops of ladies bits flavoured ice cream please."
"No problem sir." The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick.
Grimacing, he says, "This doesn't taste like ladies bits, it tastes like poo!" The assistant replies,
"Of course it tastes like poo when you take such long licks!"
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