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steviemac

Hello to all. New to this site and road cycling. All advice greatly received :?

fuzzynavel

Welcome....Do you have a question??

Try using the search function first and if you can't find anything then there is usually someone knocking around who can help.

unclemalc

steviemac wrote:

Hello to all. New to this site and road cycling. All advice greatly received :?

Get on the bike: then - fall off, 'bonk' on too-long a ride, have to get off and push it uphill, get abused by motorists, get saddle-sore, freeze in the cold, sweat like an eejit when it warms up, puncture 20 miles out without a repair kit or phone, look longingly at Rapha kit, spend time in Aldi instead, get sucked into Halfords, can't decide between bananas and 'GO' bars, to spd or not to spd.....
If any of these things happen or cross your mind mid-ride: just ask!

idaviesmoore

God, more fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Can't you take up a sport that doesn't eat your very soul in front of your face???????




















Welcome to the madness of Velo

MIsterGoof

steviemac wrote:

Hello to all. New to this site and road cycling. All advice greatly received :?

do not put an egg on a flat surface it might roll off

wear a helmet if you want otherwise don't
if you get cold hands put some gloves on
road rash is to be worn with pride

fast as fupp

remember your special purpose

dont trust whitey