True story

Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
edited October 2008 in The bottom bracket
A vicar books into a hotel & says to the hotel clerk I hope the p o r n channel in my room is disabled. She says No sir, its just regular p o r n, you sick bar steward.

Now THATS funny :P

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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    An*l sex makes a man's day but it makes a woman's whole week!

    THAT'S funny!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    What do you call a black man flying a plane?



    A pilot you racist c*&£!!

    THAT'S FUNNY
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  • FAT_ROB
    FAT_ROB Posts: 116
    Apparently yesterday a woman at Childline picked up the phone and had the following conversation

    Operator: "Hello Childline"
    Man " Oh yes hello I just got home and did 1471 can you tell me who you are"
    Operator " Yes sir this is Childline how can I help"
    Man " Childline you say"
    Operator"Yes thats right"
    Man (shouting) "Fuck Timmy get down here your fucking dead"
    Phone disconnects


    Woops!
    Never knowingly past a pie shop!

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  • Big Red S
    Big Red S Posts: 26,890
    I had this depressed mate.
    He was suicidal so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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  • idaviesmoore
    idaviesmoore Posts: 557
    A chap who works for me rung me up and said that he couldn't come to work because he was sick. I asked him what was wrong and he said no, he was sick, he was in bed with his 14 year old daughter..........oh dear, sorry :oops:
    'How can an opinion be bullsh1t?' High Fidelity
  • feel
    feel Posts: 800
    BEFORE MARRIAGE
    John: Ah…At last. I can hardly wait!
    Jane: Do you want me to leave?
    John: No! Don’t even think about it.
    Jane: Do you love me?
    John: Of course! Always have and always will!
    Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
    John: No! Why are you even asking?
    Jane: Will you kiss me?
    John: Every chance I get.
    Jane: Will you hit me?
    John: Hell no! Are you crazy?
    Jane: Can I trust you?
    John: Yes.
    Jane: Darling.

    AFTER MARRIAGE
    Read from the bottom back to the top!!
    We are born with the dead:
    See, they return, and bring us with them.
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    What did the chicken say to the frog who was about to cross the road?

    Dont bother mate, you'll never hear the end of it!!
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