I am going to register myself as a bank...

Gavin Gilbert

and get the taxpayer to bail me out for:

1. The 2 CD's I lent to a totally unreliable bloke at work that he has no intention of returning
2. The inner tube an ex-clubby borrowed from me that was then 'forgotten about'
3. The 4 hours freelance consultancy invoiced to my old boss that hasn't been paid
4. The HDD/DVD player that I presume is still in the custody of my ex-girlfriend.

fair?

OffTheBackAdam

No use Gave me old, you're neither domicilled "Oop Norf" nor have any northern conurbations as part of your name.
No votes to be garnered from you being a banker!

spen666

Gavin, from what i read on here you are already in that line of business- I assume that's why you are referred to as a merchant banker :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

STEFANOS4784

Put your index fingers in your mouth and pull your cheeks out in a fish hook type motion, then say merchant banker, i think you'll find the results hilarious