I've found the secret

attica
attica Posts: 2,362
edited September 2008 in The bottom bracket
Just sat through the execrable "National Treasure" as I remember it being so-bad-it's-good, especially the sexual chemistry between the leads, makes the scenes with Eric and Ernie in bed with each other look like hardcore porn.

Anyway, I think I've spotted a trend, any film with a Knights Templar/treasure hunt waffly plot, seems to have to have a lead actor with a terrible hair weave.

Not sure who's is worse, Tom Hanks or Nick Cage.

errr, that's all really.
I've got way too much free time
"Impressive break"

"Thanks...

...I can taste blood"

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  • 4kicks
    4kicks Posts: 549
    Actually, if you rearange the letters in "Nick Cage cannot Act!" and "The Davinci Code was written for four year olds", apply a simple base 8 alphanumeric coded assignation you get.............................

    ..................................very, very bored.....
    Fitter....healthier....more productive.....
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    I'm a member of the KT and have never found any treasure and neither can I act :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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