Lance's 3 years out
pottssteve
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Location: A secret underground bunker in the Texan desert.
Man in lab coat - " Ok, Mr Armstrong, the procedure is complete. Now that your right pinkie finger is finished, every bone in your body has been replaced by titanium hydraulic pistons."
LA "Good work, Number 2."
Number 2 - " Of course, you now weigh 142kg. However, our tests show that you can push over 2000 watts per leg and run a cadance of 323 rpm for over 37 hours before the battery needs charging. For the mountain stages of the Tour I would suggest a gearing of 92-16."
LA - " Are there any potential side effects of the treatment?"
Number 2 - " Yes, total annihilation of all opposition, leading to world cycling domination for the next 100 years..."
LA - " You have done well, Number 2. Because of your loyalty your wife and children will not be harmed, any more. Now go, and take this yellow bracelet to remind you of your devotion to the greater cause..."
Man in lab coat - " Ok, Mr Armstrong, the procedure is complete. Now that your right pinkie finger is finished, every bone in your body has been replaced by titanium hydraulic pistons."
LA "Good work, Number 2."
Number 2 - " Of course, you now weigh 142kg. However, our tests show that you can push over 2000 watts per leg and run a cadance of 323 rpm for over 37 hours before the battery needs charging. For the mountain stages of the Tour I would suggest a gearing of 92-16."
LA - " Are there any potential side effects of the treatment?"
Number 2 - " Yes, total annihilation of all opposition, leading to world cycling domination for the next 100 years..."
LA - " You have done well, Number 2. Because of your loyalty your wife and children will not be harmed, any more. Now go, and take this yellow bracelet to remind you of your devotion to the greater cause..."
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...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...0 -
Gotta sh@g as many birds as I can before I climb back on the bike.
Or is that gotta ride as many bikes as I can before someone flips me the bird?
Can we fix it?
Yes we can!0
