Double Entendres Anyone?

johnnyrotten
johnnyrotten Posts: 216
edited August 2008 in MTB general
I don't believe in the over-use of sexual innuendoes, but I do like to slip one in every now and again. And my new sport of choice is a minefield;

'Crank shaft', 'bar end', 'bottom bracket', 'bottoming out', and my personal favourite, 'Minimum Insertion Depth.' :lol:

Now my Mrs is complaining that every morning I give her 'rock shock.' But its only a 'display model'. 8)

Can anyone think of any others?