Lesson of the Day

ratherbeintobago
ratherbeintobago Posts: 636
edited August 2008 in The bottom bracket
1) When drinking coffee from a paper cup with a lid, always make sure the lid is actually on properly before having a drink...

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  • boybiker
    boybiker Posts: 531
    Yep a better lesson is not to juggle chainsaws while naked and blindfolded
    The gear changing, helmet wearing fule.
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  • boybiker
    boybiker Posts: 531
    Another tip is when cooking sausages nude, put a label on your willy, thereby avoiding painful and embarrassing penis/sausage confusion.
    The gear changing, helmet wearing fule.
    FCN :- -1
    Given up waiting for Fast as Fupp to start stalking me
  • boybiker
    boybiker Posts: 531
    Something else that I learnt today:-
    The penis can also be used for urinating
    its amazing what you can find out on the interthingyweb.
    The gear changing, helmet wearing fule.
    FCN :- -1
    Given up waiting for Fast as Fupp to start stalking me
  • sicrow
    sicrow Posts: 791
    in which case - just for winter NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW !
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  • ratherbeintobago
    ratherbeintobago Posts: 636
    sicrow wrote:
    in which case - just for winter NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW !

    Urine's meant to be sterile - what's the worst that could happen?

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  • cchapman
    cchapman Posts: 545
    Yes, many people have survived by drinking their own urine,although usually strained through a sock filled with sand and wasn't it Moraji Desai who drank a glass of his own urine every morning?
  • ratherbeintobago
    ratherbeintobago Posts: 636
    cchapman wrote:
    Yes, many people have survived by drinking their own urine,although usually strained through a sock filled with sand and wasn't it Moraji Desai who drank a glass of his own urine every morning?

    Not sure about surviving by drinking it, as it will be a bit hypertonic & thus will make dehydration worse. Filtration won't get the salt out; distiling it will.

    However, there are plenty of (?Guardian reading) people who drink it for its alleged health benefits.

    I think that might be up there with eating placentas as a good idea.

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