Everyone hates me

secretsam
secretsam Posts: 5,117
edited August 2008 in Commuting chat
To all the single speeders, fakengers, surfers, MTBers, people without mudguards, people who jump queues at lights, RLJers, peds and anyone else that I've offended with well-meaning rants and surveys on here...

I'm really, really sorry, I thought this was a forum for a bit of fun and info, and that posts were meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, especially those with polls in them.

Am going to refrain from posting ever again, rather like BentMikey seems to have done, 'cos people keep taking the hump.

I'm off for a sulk :( .

It's just a hill. Get over it.

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  • BUICK
    BUICK Posts: 362
    You have got upset about OTHER people being oversensitive/overreacting and so you aren't going to post anymore and have gone to sulk? :roll:

    Just remember that the forum isn't ENTIRELY populated by perfectly reasonable people and take THEIR responses with the proverbial pinch of salt that you suggested for your original posts? :wink:
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    OK. Bye.
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  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    SecretSam wrote:
    To all the single speeders, fakengers, surfers, MTBers, people without mudguards, people who jump queues at lights, RLJers, peds and anyone else that I've offended with well-meaning rants and surveys on here...

    I'm really, really sorry, I thought this was a forum for a bit of fun and info, and that posts were meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, especially those with polls in them.

    Am going to refrain from posting ever again, rather like BentMikey seems to have done, 'cos people keep taking the hump.

    I'm off for a sulk :( .

    As some one with an electrolite disorder, takeing things with a pinch of salt could well kill me.............
    I am also offended by the fact that you have not encluded my sub sect of moutain bikers ( the albino he/she of north cumbria with a electrolite disorders) in your list of people that hate you and i find that highly discrimitory against my people.

    Now while you have having yours sulk please do sit in a corner and think of hte pain that you have caused me.

    :lol::lol::lol:


    (if there realy is an albino hs/she in cumbria with an electrolite disorder reading this im off to that special kind of hell.)
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    SecretSam wrote:
    To all the single speeders, fakengers, surfers, MTBers, people without mudguards, people who jump queues at lights, RLJers, peds and anyone else that I've offended with well-meaning rants and surveys on here...

    Unless I'm missing a trick here and you've started the
    Kill children in a blender and feed the goo to the poor

    Thread on "Right Wing Commuter" forum I'd say that your posts are at best "mostly harmless".

    If you really want to get some fire stoked up I suggest you attack the usual weak spots first.
      Red lights are for cars Pavements are for bikes and screw peds Helmets are for pussies Single speed is a fashion Homo is a perfectly acceptable term of abuse Diana was not a Saint she was a dirty bird from Fulham who loved it

    By comparison your attempts to inflame are weak, you single speed, baggy short wearing, helmet less, red light jumping arse.

    Up your game and really get them biting.

    Bring back the birch etc.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Bentmikey was a nob anyway....see ya fella.
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    SecretSam wrote:
    To all the single speeders, fakengers, surfers, MTBers, people without mudguards, people who jump queues at lights, RLJers, peds and anyone else that I've offended with well-meaning rants and surveys on here...

    I'm really, really sorry, I thought this was a forum for a bit of fun and info, and that posts were meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, especially those with polls in them.

    Am going to refrain from posting ever again, rather like BentMikey seems to have done, 'cos people keep taking the hump.

    I'm off for a sulk :( .

    close the door on the way out- there's a terrible draught in here
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  • ris
    ris Posts: 392
    Greg T wrote:
      Red lights are for cars Pavements are for bikes and screw peds Helmets are for pussies Single speed is a fashion Homo is a perfectly acceptable term of abuse Diana was not a Saint she was a dirty bird from Fulham who loved it

    [daily express] how could you, she was the queen of hearts, i still listen to elton john and shed a tear for her gentleness and all the good work she done for the poor. [/daily express]
  • judokev
    judokev Posts: 49
    dont go!!

    I sit here at work some mornings reading an interesting thread just wondering when it will all go to pot and a couple of guys hijack the thread and rip each other to bits, its only advice no one says people have to listen.

    Anyhow if you dont rant and rave on here then wot are you going to do?

    kev
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    judokev wrote:
    dont go!!

    I sit here at work some mornings reading an interesting thread just wondering when it will all go to pot and a couple of guys hijack the thread and rip each other to bits, its only advice no one says people have to listen.

    Anyhow if you dont rant and rave on here then wot are you going to do?

    kev

    Good point Kev, he might be forced to get a life or something? I hope that doesn't make me a hypocrite! :oops:
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  • dafruk
    dafruk Posts: 125
    Greg T wrote:
    If you really want to get some fire stoked up I suggest you attack the usual weak spots first.
      Red lights are for cars Pavements are for bikes and screw peds Helmets are for pussies Single speed is a fashion Homo is a perfectly acceptable term of abuse Diana was not a Saint she was a dirty bird from Fulham who loved it

    By comparison your attempts to inflame are weak, you single speed, baggy short wearing, helmet less, red light jumping ars*.

    Clap, clap, clap. Love it. You have the biggest stirring stick I've ever seen (oh er!) and also the fact that it's all 100% true only adds weight to your commentary (well when I say 100% more like half, ok 1/6 ain't bad... ok, ok it's rubbish)

    You could also add:
    Why should I wear lights, other people should look where they are going.
    Fitted lycra is only for fit burds.
    Shaving is only for burds
    rear brakes on a fixie is for softies
    Hybrids are the devils work.
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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...Sam...get over it...pull yerself together...if you need a shoulder to cry on find one then come back and play...
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    ChrisLS wrote:
    ...Sam...get over it...pull yerself together...if you need a shoulder to cry on find one then come back and play...

    ...on the M6.
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  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    dafruk wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    If you really want to get some fire stoked up I suggest you attack the usual weak spots first.
      Red lights are for cars Pavements are for bikes and screw peds Helmets are for pussies Single speed is a fashion Homo is a perfectly acceptable term of abuse Diana was not a Saint she was a dirty bird from Fulham who loved it

    By comparison your attempts to inflame are weak, you single speed, baggy short wearing, helmet less, red light jumping ars*.

    Clap, clap, clap. Love it. You have the biggest stirring stick I've ever seen (oh er!) and also the fact that it's all 100% true only adds weight to your commentary (well when I say 100% more like half, ok 1/6 ain't bad... ok, ok it's rubbish)

    You could also add:
    Why should I wear lights, other people should look where they are going.
    Fitted lycra is only for fit burds.
    Shaving is only for burds
    rear brakes on a fixie is for softies
    Hybrids are the devils work.

    And how about:

    white van drivers are simply misunderstood
    no really cabbies ARE all lovely people not n*bjockeys at all
    children should be seen and heard (preferably making a squishing sound as you run over them)

    By the way a glaring omission in your original list was BMXs....ahhh aha ha ha haaa haaaa

    call those things bikes! Stunted cycles for ponced up pooftah peddlars more like! :twisted:
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    dafruk wrote:
    Shaving is only for burds

    Hybrids are the devils work.

    Hang on.....

    Actually these two are bang on the money.......

    Now I'm confused.... should I be outraged or not?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

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  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    Greg T wrote:
    dafruk wrote:
    Shaving is only for burds

    Hang on.....

    Actually these two are bang on the money.......

    Now I'm confused.... should I be outraged or not?

    Woah there bad boy, let's not open up that whole can of worms again shall we. You and I are both big enough and mature enough to know that's there's nothing wrong with a chap if he wants to put razor to leg and relieve himself of any follicular challenges!

    So nyah nyah nyah!! :P
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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...so yer never coming back then Sam...bet yer lurking...
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...