Russian dopers go retro

afx237vi
afx237vi Posts: 12,630
edited August 2008 in Pro race
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic ... 535380.stm

Surely not the ol' condom under the armpit trick!

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  • Doobz
    Doobz Posts: 2,800
    lol - It looks like the olympics is going to be a doperfest..
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  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    get your money on Britain's Commonwealth champion Lisa Dobrisky, she ran 4.00 in a mixed race (men & women) in Manchester on Tuesday. With the field thinning down by the day (2 Romanians pulled for doping as well today), she's a good each way chance - and is coached by the legend that is Loughborough's George 'the guru' Gandy.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
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    Monster, Monster! Put a monkey on it!
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    Bulgaria & Greece have pulled their weight-lifters too. Pity a couple of Greek sprinters haven't been caught yet!
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Makes a change for everyone to be worried enough to pull out. It could get very interesting and informative this!
  • andyrac
    andyrac Posts: 1,197
    Bulgaria & Greece have pulled their weight-lifters too. Pity a couple of Greek sprinters haven't been caught yet!

    Maybe they'll fall off their scooter and have to miss the Olympics. AGAIN!!
    All Road/ Gravel: tbcWinter: tbcMTB: tbcRoad: tbc"Look at the time...." "he's fallen like an old lady on a cruise ship..."
  • andrewgturnbull
    andrewgturnbull Posts: 3,861
    afx237vi wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/athletics/7535380.stm

    Surely not the ol' condom under the armpit trick!

    Hi there.

    I hate to lower the tone and get all anatomical here, but surely the girls have an advantage here... A well placed bulb of urine and some pelvic floor exercises and I'm sure you could produce some clean urine....

    Cheers, Andy
  • Coriander
    Coriander Posts: 1,326
    afx237vi wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/athletics/7535380.stm

    Surely not the ol' condom under the armpit trick!

    Hi there.

    I hate to lower the tone and get all anatomical here, but surely the girls have an advantage here... A well placed bulb of urine and some pelvic floor exercises and I'm sure you could produce some clean urine....

    Cheers, Andy

    Anyone with pelvic floor muscles that strong would be earning a fortune in a Thai bar or on the Graham Norton Show, not an athlete. Surely?
  • deal
    deal Posts: 857
    afx237vi wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/athletics/7535380.stm

    Surely not the ol' condom under the armpit trick!

    Hi there.

    I hate to lower the tone and get all anatomical here, but surely the girls have an advantage here... A well placed bulb of urine and some pelvic floor exercises and I'm sure you could produce some clean urine....

    Cheers, Andy

    men have also been known to utilize this method albeit with a not quite so convenient orifice :?
  • Coriander wrote:

    Anyone with pelvic floor muscles that strong would be earning a fortune in a Thai bar or on the Graham Norton Show, not an athlete. Surely?

    Every athlete needs a second career to fall back on...
  • Coriander
    Coriander Posts: 1,326
    Coriander wrote:

    Anyone with pelvic floor muscles that strong would be earning a fortune in a Thai bar or on the Graham Norton Show, not an athlete. Surely?

    Every athlete needs a second career to fall back on...


    :lol::lol::lol: