Attacked by a Troll..............

bonk man
bonk man Posts: 1,054
edited August 2008 in The bottom bracket
I was attacked by a Troll whilst cycling yesterday :shock: , has this happened to you and should people be warned of their existence?
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  • SteveR_100Milers
    SteveR_100Milers Posts: 5,987
    No, but I once saw 3 bears selling porridge.....
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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    Still waiting in on the old bill to give a statement re the Troll attack..... the Trolls must be locked up for all our sakes.
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  • Doobz
    Doobz Posts: 2,800
    It happned a few times to me but I think that was possibly down to eating too much LSD or it could have been those magic mushrooms - lol but seriously do you mean something like this

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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    No, I think my Troll probably has extremely small genitalia.... plus he is ginger..... with a beard :shock: :?
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Hmmmm........you need to stop reading so may (weird) books and get a girlfriend.
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  • idaviesmoore
    idaviesmoore Posts: 557
    SteveR_100Milers wrote:
    No, but I once saw 3 bears selling porridge.....

    And I've seen sharks selling houses :)
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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    The cops are going to pay the Troll a visit today.... he might get a TRASBO
    [TRoll Anti Social Behaviour Order] .....................





    I don't think you are taking me seriously, I really was attacked by a Troll who lives under a bridge............
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  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    bonk man wrote:
    No, I think my Troll probably has extremely small genitalia.... plus he is ginger..... with a beard :shock: :?

    It was probably Mick Hucknall - irritating but harmless.
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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    Na , not the Huck..... this one was far more scary....
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  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    You should have told him that the next goat along was more succulent and plump and tasty than you, so he should get back under his bridge and leave you alone
  • The Mechanic
    The Mechanic Posts: 1,277
    I was once pounced on by a kangaroo in the Pennines. Honest
    I have only two things to say to that; Bo***cks
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    does the troll have a hole in hte bum for a pencil ?
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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    An update on the Troll situation.... the Troll was arrested and questioned under caution, the CPS will now decide on whether they will prosecute the deviant bridge lurker..
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    bonk man wrote:
    Na , not the Huck..... this one was far more scary....

    Anthony Worrall Thompson?

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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    na .... far uglier than that..
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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    Better not say too much as it might jeopardize the case..... he might also read this forum and come round with his troll mates and give me a good trollin....
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  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    Can anyone from the 1970's remember what is the difference between a Troll and a Gonk? It might be important to the enquiry.

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  • bonk man
    bonk man Posts: 1,054
    Trolls beat Gonks........................ [ usually with the ripped off legs of unfortunate goats ]
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