New police squad to tackle bike crime...

victor ludorum
victor ludorum Posts: 310
edited July 2008 in Commuting chat
The thing is, I could believe this wasn't made up...

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/police-to-tackle-bike-crime-with-new-indifferent-squad-320[/url]
Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
(John F Kennedy)

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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    I want to cycle past cops on bike making neenaw sounds

    they're always going the other way :cry:
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  • Mithras
    Mithras Posts: 428
    Thank the gods that was brought to my attention, now I know what I am dong wrong......
    I need to be doing more filling in of forms and shouting.....This obviously will keep the public happy and fooled into thinking that I am looking dilligently into thier reported insurance claim....sorry crime!
    PS......"Code Red! Repeat; Code Red! Dave, get form 7b/32/b from the file" translated is

    "Dave put the esprosso machine on and someone go and get the morning donuts"
    I can afford to talk softly!....................I carry a big stick!
  • victor ludorum
    victor ludorum Posts: 310
    Mithras wrote:
    I need to be doing more filling in of forms and shouting.....This obviously will keep the public happy and fooled into thinking that I am looking dilligently into thier reported insurance claim....sorry crime!

    Well, it is very easy to mistake form-filling for tackling crime. A succession of governments have.

    (Ooh, ladies and gentlemen, a little bit of politics into the comedy there... double-seat, double-seat, got to get a double-seat! My name's Ben Elton. Good night!)
    Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
    (John F Kennedy)

    Hairy Roadie (new scoring) FCN 1/2
  • Mithras
    Mithras Posts: 428
    Clever Pun wrote:
    I want to cycle past cops on bike making neenaw sounds

    they're always going the other way :cry:


    I like to cycle past members of the public making new naw sounds.....and will continue to do so until they give me a proper siren for my bike!
    :oops:
    I can afford to talk softly!....................I carry a big stick!

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