Filthy Food

Greg T

So then.

Last night was an emotionally and physically draining experience for me...

Pouring rain, God awful performance and the realisation that deep shame has an exponential effect of wind resistance. In all a bad do all round.

So then - an immediate cup of Tea with sugar when I got in. I WARN YOU NOW. Tea with sugar is more addictive than crack cocaine. Do not "give this a go" unless you have staunch constitution and a puritanical strip a mile wide. if not BAM before you know it you are mainlining Tate and Lyle and on a Government sponsored Sweetex programme. Do not say I didn't warn you.....

Now. To scoff.

I'm basically down to store cupboard essentials and am in the need for filthy dirty dirty food......

I'm thinking potatoes - fried - yes that's it.

I roasted a duck some time back and nothing in God's Earth tastes better than anything fried in duck's fat - big dollop of that, sliced spuds now in frying pan sizzling away....

Garlic - Yes garlic

Bacon, result - back of the fridge cut into strips - in with the spuds.....

Inspiration! Eggs - four eggs beaten - big fat spud bacon omellette. Cheese! All the Food groups. Cheese Spuds Bacon. Cheese in with eggs....

Eggs in with bacon - couple of minutes - a high risk big pan lid flipping action - couple more minutes serve with mayo and Ketchup.......

Beat that commuter foodies

ChrisLS

...get into work...really, really hungry :twisted: ...porridge...dollops of the stuff...food of the gods

Greg T

ChrisLS wrote:

...get into work...really, really hungry :twisted: ...porridge...dollops of the stuff...food of the gods

Hardly filthy - it's not fried for a start.......

Take an F.

If you added fried cheese on the top then we could talk..

dirk_van_gently

ROFLMAO

I think we have all been there at some time.

ChrisLS

...and I eat salad for lunch...(shuffles away in shame :oops: )

Greg T

ChrisLS wrote:

...and I eat salad for lunch...(shuffles away in shame :oops: )

You have let yourself down very badly and need to reconsider your "alternative life choices". I'm going for a lump of cake and mug of coffee just to get this terrible taste of lettuce out of my mouth.

don_don

I know some rock-climbers who swear by ice-cream and broccoli :shock:

Not sure if thats at the same time...

Greg T

don_don wrote:

I know some rock-climbers who swear by ice-cream and broccoli :shock:

That's just wrong.

A bacon and egg sandwich on white sliced with two hash browns and red sauce.

That's filthy (and my Friday victory breakfast actually)..

Clever Pun

I discovered a while back that a bacon french toast sandwich is nearly heart attack territory

Greg T

Clever Pun wrote:

bacon french toast sandwich

Filth scale High.

If you'd added a pile of baked beans (simmered long time gone a bit mushy) as a side "dipping" order we would be in the High Class Hooker zone of food......

However "french" needs to be gaurded against in case anyone comes on here talking about baguettes or something hideous.....

squigglescp

I hate you all with a passion that others can only dream of!

All I have left to get me home is some rather squished malt loaf. Pah!

Oh god! The hunger...

Greg T

squigglescp wrote:

Oh god! The hunger...

I share your pain.....

I've just had a banana and frankly it wasn't fried / wrapped in ham and it's fruit.

My life's crap.

I'm thinking that tonight might be Pad Thai and Chicken Penang takeaway - that's Felicity Kendal in the "Good life" - sans wellies.

Clever Pun

Greg T wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

bacon french toast sandwich

Filth scale High.

If you'd added a pile of baked beans (simmered long time gone a bit mushy) as a side "dipping" order we would be in the High Class Hooker zone of food......

However "french" needs to be gaurded against in case anyone comes on here talking about baguettes or something hideous.....

fried eggy bread sound better?

baked beans actually make me sick, thus negating the effects of cr@ppy food

2wheelzgood

I thought I wouldn't stand a chance being veggie.. but Cheesy Bread Pudding.
Like bread and butter but 8(serves 4 but 2 of us et it all) thick slices of nasty white bread, smothered in milk/egg/parmesan/mustard and sprinkled with cheddar. bake. munch.
don't take up the serving suggestion of sliced tomatos.
:P

jedster

Greg,

while I am full of admiration of your commitment to keeping cardiac surgeons in business I have to pick you up on something:

However "french" needs to be gaurded against in case anyone comes on here talking about baguettes or something hideous.....

one word -

tartiflette
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartiflette

that's a whole bunch of hookers in a mayfair basement (ED. that'll be enough in the interests of good taste and our legal bills)

J

SmellTheGlove

Nailed it jedster

Greg T

jedster wrote:

one word -

tartiflette
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartiflette

J

Mon Dieu.

Having done some research on this I must say it's certainly in the Max Moseley school.....

You can always trust those Frogs to pull out all the aces when it comes down to oooh la la naughtyness....

I have a new hobby..

gigabyte3d

DONNER KEBAB?

ChrisLS

...had a rather splendid shepherds pie for dins last night...

...I'll pass on the heart attack food if you don't mind...

dirk_van_gently

Tartiflette: very poplar at French Markets in the UK, and at the Christmas markets around Europe.

Yum

dirk_van_gently

Greg T wrote:

- that's Felicity Kendal in the "Good life" - sans wellies.

Oh now you're talking real filth

Clever Pun

last night I had steak tartare with condiments followed by pork and duck cassoulet and an almond and cherry tart with pistachio ice cream to finish washed down with Domaine La Garrigue Vacqueyras

yum

secretsam

Take 2 slices of the thickest sliced white plastic bread

spread with butter, marge, WHY

Take 4 fish fingers, grill appropriately

Lay slices of cheese on top, melt onto fish fingers

Place cheesy fish fingers on slice of bread

Apply tomato ketchup and mayo liberally

consume avec tasse de the and some crisps

possibly repeat

Afterwards, sit in near comatose state in front of telly, preferably watching something involving aerobic stress... :twisted:

secretsam

Dirk Van Gently wrote:

Greg T wrote:

- that's Felicity Kendal in the "Good life" - sans wellies.

Oh now you're talking real filth

Sans wellies? Sans everything

Actually, I'll pass and take a nice side order of Tara Fitzgerald. Covered in maple syrup.

woodford2barbican

Jam doughut & homous has been known to pass my lips............

dirk_van_gently

SecretSam wrote:

Take 2 slices of the thickest sliced white plastic bread<snip>:

ROFLMAO.
I used to work around the corner from a Pub, whose lunchtime specialty was fishfinger sandwiches, jumbo sized fishfingers in fresh white bread doorsteps, awesome

jedster

Sans wellies? Sans everything

surely sans everythin EXCEPT the wellies?

or is that just me...

secretsam

jedster wrote:

Sans wellies? Sans everything

surely sans everythin EXCEPT the wellies?

or is that just me...

Down boy!!!

(I still prefer Tara)

Greg T

SecretSam wrote:

Down boy!!!

(I still prefer Tara)

I thought you were a burd?

Not that it matters an all that cough splutter

secretsam

Greg T wrote:

SecretSam wrote:

Down boy!!!

(I still prefer Tara)

I thought you were a burd?

Not that it matters an all that cough splutter

Nah, I'm a bloke, but "in touch with my feminine side" (blame it on having 3 sisters)

And I bet that's really put the mockers on your kinky little fantasy.

Tara's mine. I saw her first (don't tell Mrs SecretSam) :roll: :oops: