Wolf Whistled whilst riding

Not Another Hill

Feeling knackered after a long week at work. Viral infection leading to stiff neck arms, under the weather etc etc. Waiting at lights in usual lycra etc. Two youngish women who filtered past in a car wolf whistled. Felt much better

Phekdra

Not Another Hill wrote:

Feeling knackered after a long week at work. Viral infection leading to stiff neck arms, under the weather etc etc. Waiting at lights in usual lycra etc. Two youngish women who filtered past in a car wolf whistled. Felt much better

Congratulations! Alas, the closest I've come to that recently is a sarky comment from a pair of schoolgirls. And no, not that kind of schoolgirl... :shock:

Phekdra

FCE2007

:roll:

It happens to me all the time, dude. All the time.

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huggy

Phekdra - I was cycling thru the Woodford valley yesterday and got a "Nice ars*" from a chav leaning out a car window - so I laughed and nodded at him. However, he didn't attempt to successfully finish his abuse by hiding and driving off - he carried on looking and smiling. Plus the driver overtook me with loads of room - right on the other side of the road. Strangest chavs I've ever witnessed!

Coriander

huggy wrote:

Phekdra - I was cycling thru the Woodford valley yesterday and got a "Nice ars*" from a chav leaning out a car window - so I laughed and nodded at him. However, he didn't attempt to successfully finish his abuse by hiding and driving off - he carried on looking and smiling. Plus the driver overtook me with loads of room - right on the other side of the road. Strangest chavs I've ever witnessed!

I think you pulled!!

paulorg

I pulled up at some traffic lights going through town and had a taxi pull up at the side of me, the rear passenger door opened and the young lady said (and I quote) "You've got a lovely arse, I'm not trying to pull or anything but you do", I said thanks and cycled home feeling really happy, I then proceeded to tell every single person I knew over the next few days, it's great!!!

Phekdra

huggy wrote:

Phekdra - I was cycling thru the Woodford valley yesterday and got a "Nice ars*" from a chav leaning out a car window

:shock: did the Woodford become a cruising destination when I wasn't looking? I'm going to have to keep my eyes open on the way to work this morning! I do notice a lot of parked cars but I thought that was people fishing or looking at the ducks...

Phekdra

Mapman

Perhaps instead of waving ,and saying goodmorning to each other we should whistle instead ? great for our egos

spen666

huggy wrote:

Phekdra - I was cycling thru the Woodford valley yesterday and got a "Nice ars*" from a chav leaning out a car window - so I laughed and nodded at him. However, he didn't attempt to successfully finish his abuse by hiding and driving off - he carried on looking and smiling. Plus the driver overtook me with loads of room - right on the other side of the road. Strangest chavs I've ever witnessed!

You've scored with a couple of queer chavs :twisted:

spen666

Phekdra wrote:

huggy wrote:

Phekdra - I was cycling thru the Woodford valley yesterday and got a "Nice ars*" from a chav leaning out a car window

:shock: did the Woodford become a cruising destination when I wasn't looking? I'm going to have to keep my eyes open on the way to work this morning! I do notice a lot of parked cars but I thought that was people fishing or looking at the ducks...

Phekdra

I think you mean looking at the duckies

shockedsoshocked

I once had to pull into a country pub after getting a puncture in the summer. The amount of wolf whistles I received was only beaten by the amount of very kind offers off women of lifts home or to go round and check if they had a puncture repair kit.

I don't think i've ever been so popular

Rob Sallnow

But at what point do you stop thinking they are serious and realise that they are either taking the pis.s out of you or having a laugh with their mates?

Nuggs

Rob Sallnow wrote:

But at what point do you stop thinking they are serious and realise that they are either taking the pis.s out of you or having a laugh with their mates?

Yup without release of puppies or somesuch unequivocal reaction, I'd assume p!isstaking all the time (I may have missed out on some gilt-edged opportunities in my time ).

pottssteve

Indeed. Sweaty, matted (upper) helmet hair, clad in dayglo lycra, covered in grime and sunblock, funny walk, breathing heavily, and doesn't even drive a car - I can see the attraction...

simon johnson

You'll get fed up of it soon.

They just see me as a piece of meat; a bit of ass, they don't realise I'm a man with thoughts and feelings......'look there goes that assss, wit-a-woo!!'. I'm gonna start cycling in baggies....

huggy

Yeah certainly queer chavs! Seems to be getting full of chavs on scenic countryside routes, I just can't think why they would have a reason to take their bangers up tiny lanes in quaint but rich villages (I cycle past Sting's mansion on most of my rides) rather than go the fast route on main roads Another rant starting...

st68

ive had some b***tard shout morning ducky at me but no wolf whistles perhaps my rse is too fat but no queer chavs thank f**k

Phekdra

huggy wrote:

I cycle past Sting's mansion on most of my rides

Yes, I often think I should stop by for a cup of tea, although I often wonder why I don't see him in Salisbury - not even in Waitrose... I saw Terry Pratchett crossing the river (actually, crossing the bridge over the river) and he gave me a very suspicious look.

Phekdra

Phekdra

st68 wrote:

ive had some b***tard shout morning ducky at me but no wolf whistles perhaps my rse is too fat but no queer chavs thank f**k

Gosh, reading this brought back the memory of a trio of builder types standing around the back of the van in the middle of the countryside the other week. One of them Good Morning'd me in a very camp voice. I couldn't tell whether he was taking the P (perhaps he was bullied for his voice at school) so I Morning'd back in my deepest, most manly rumble, which unfortunately isn't very deep or manly, and even less so after fifty odd miles, but at least I was trying to give the right impression. :?

Phekdra