Time taken to clean your bike

I think I'm obsessed, I seem to spend a good 1 to 2 hours minting my bike up after every ride, this includes degreasing the chain, scrubbing the tyres, drying everything, re lubing and sometimes polishing the frame! (at least the missus can't complain it's dirty when I wheel it in the house!)
Am I the only saddo?
Am I the only saddo?
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0-5 mins (quick blast with the hose pipe)
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5-15 mins (maybe a bit of cleaner))
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15-30 mins (good soapy wash)
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30-60mins (thorough clean and re-lube)
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1 hour and over (Obsessive compulsive disorder!)
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I spend more time riding it if that's any conciliation!
Orange Blood - Orange 5SE - Marin Rocky Ridge
then I wait to dry the whole bike and then I'll wipe with a dry sock.
Most of the time I spend cleaning the bike is on the rims, spokes, hubs
and cassete. Time 30-60min, once or twice a month.
Dry - Whenever
Quick blast with jet wash (avoiding suss units with power)
Frame, Drive Chain ..........................blah
quick wipe of frame with 'special ' cloth '
re lube
ready to go
15-20 mins max
Weekly MTB rides - usually muddy so it's a proper Muc Off spray job with Muc Off brushes, chain lube (which is superb!), Bike Spray and I GT85 the stanchions a bit - about 20-25 minutes.
And no you're not the only saddo, I usually clean my tyres as well. I just like the feeling of wheeling a completely clean bike out of the garage.
I've bought a new bike....ouch - result
Can I buy a new bike?...No - no result
Good man, I use AutoGlym Lifeshine, on mine, the muck falls off. If I didn't keep my bike in the house, I probably wouldn't take as long though!
Orange Blood - Orange 5SE - Marin Rocky Ridge
Merlin single malt fixie (Commuter/winter/training)
Trek superfly 7 (Summer XC)
Giant Yukon singlespeed conversion (winter MTB/Ice/snow)
Carrera virtuoso - RIP
Orange Blood - Orange 5SE - Marin Rocky Ridge
Then I broke a shifter and couln't do the race anyway.
Ho Hum
Every so often though i dismantle the the drive chain and give it a proper clean. Chain comes of, cassette off, cranks off, bottom bracket out and the rear mechs backplate and jockey wheels come off, all get a good clean and are then put back.
I wouldn't mind but it always takes me ages and I cannot see how you can do it much quicker. Those gears are bloomin fiddly and awkward to get at for a start. I am not looking forward to winter -I think I will put the bike away in October and get it out again the following April.
I can only guess it takes this long because I dont use a hose pipe, just a bucket and cloths.
I do tend to run a rag between each gear to get any crud out i may have missed.
I can be abit fanatical about the cleanliness of my bikes , i love to ride and never worry how mucky they get but could never leave it dirty , it has to be cleaned the moment i get home. Then out next day once everything is dry to relube chain and bits.