This "Chav" wont be cycling anytime soon

Clever Pun
Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
edited June 2008 in The bottom bracket
tenuous link but worth a watch (it'll make you cringe)

the comments are pretty funny too


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZXslsLDLs
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  • simrod
    simrod Posts: 16
    haha, serves them right for stealing our bikes :wink:
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  • Obviously very lacking in prefab construction knowledge! :lol:

    More seriously though how 'wrong' is his mate who obviously thought 'I know I'll post this on youtube' whilst his mate is in hospital quite probably having his leg amputated.
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  • ju5t1n
    ju5t1n Posts: 2,028
    I did laugh at that
    But, how do you think he got his leg out?
  • Harry B
    Harry B Posts: 1,239
    ju5t1n wrote:
    But, how do you think he got his leg out?

    Who cares? With a bit of luck he might still be there :lol:
  • indysmith
    indysmith Posts: 276
    He's probably still there :lol: his stupid chav mates probably left him
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    I like the idea that he would have been stuck there for a fair while too, seeing at those concrete slabs would be too heavy for his little chavvy cameraphone mate to lift up.

    The there's the possibility that if they did go for help, the leg he'd be standing on would be getting more and more tired, making him pivot on the broken one more and more for balance. I'm guessing/hoping even the slightest movement would have been agony.
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  • Harry B
    Harry B Posts: 1,239
    Clever Pun wrote:
    I like the idea that he would have been stuck there for a fair while too, seeing at those concrete slabs would be too heavy for his little chavvy cameraphone mate to lift up.

    The there's the possibility that if they did go for help, the leg he'd be standing on would be getting more and more tired, making him pivot on the broken one more and more for balance. I'm guessing/hoping even the slightest movement would have been agony.

    It's a kind of modern day stocks. We could go and throw old fruit at him :D
  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
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    You just have to ride like you never have to breathe again.

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  • simon johnson
    simon johnson Posts: 1,064
    Perhaps there is karma after all?


    If only it had been some other body part: that'd put a halt to all successive degenerates from his line.
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  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
    Perhaps there is karma after all?


    If only it had been some other body part: that'd put a halt to all successive degenerates from his line.
    Not Simon Johnson of Libya via Rawtenstall and Leeds GS? Surely not.
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  • pb21
    pb21 Posts: 2,171
    Er, is everyone being serious?

    Even if they were trying to brake in to a garage and steal stuff, which I doubt, I cant believe anyone thinks this is funny.
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  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
    It is a bit of a Daily Mail-reader thread - makes me think of the anti-PC stuff that appears here rather too often. I just wanted an excuse to use the ROFL emoticon so here it is again:
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  • fossyant
    fossyant Posts: 2,549
    That's more of a concrete slab fence - you know the slabs that normally sit at the bottom of a fence. Well funny - serves the vandal right ! No sympathy....
  • trig1
    trig1 Posts: 111
    here in scotland we have a saying, "get it right up ye!" it would have been quite fitting in this instance! :D
  • simon johnson
    simon johnson Posts: 1,064
    vermooten wrote:
    Perhaps there is karma after all?


    If only it had been some other body part: that'd put a halt to all successive degenerates from his line.
    Not Simon Johnson of Libya via Rawtenstall and Leeds GS? Surely not.


    Er....no?
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  • simon johnson
    simon johnson Posts: 1,064
    pb21 wrote:
    Er, is everyone being serious?

    Even if they were trying to brake in to a garage and steal stuff, which I doubt, I cant believe anyone thinks this is funny.

    Er....yes.
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  • wiffachip
    wiffachip Posts: 861
    if you think that's funny, you're as bad as him

    and it's not chav, it's charva
  • nasahapley
    nasahapley Posts: 717
    wiffachip wrote:
    if you think that's funny, you're as bad as him

    Well, I'm as bad as him then. Although I'd much rather live in a world where scally f**kers like our friend in the video limited themselves to chuckling at other scally f**kers' misfortune rather than vandalising/nicking stuff, but there you go.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    pb21 wrote:
    Er, is everyone being serious?

    Even if they were trying to brake in to a garage and steal stuff, which I doubt, I cant believe anyone thinks this is funny.

    as serious as you get on the net...

    the guy was vandalising property and getting it filmed to show off... he hurt himself in the process... good

    What more is there to it?

    look up schadenfreude (if I've spelt it correctly)
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  • zaynan
    zaynan Posts: 180
    I think it's just a bit of simple editing - no chavs were hurt in the making of that film (unfortunately!)
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  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    I doubt it was his first a fence... :roll:

    I likes it a lot, by the way.
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  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    Hahaha, why would anyone think that doing that was a good idea?
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    That was BEAUTIFUL

    Talk about poetic justice. I liked the comments underneath as well, especially as the one that said something like "Wait there... I'll go and get my baseball bat" :lol:

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  • simon johnson
    simon johnson Posts: 1,064
    pottssteve wrote:
    I doubt it was his first a fence... :roll:

    I likes it a lot, by the way.

    I bet he's had a slab-on-the-wrist before ..... :roll:
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  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
    vermooten wrote:
    Perhaps there is karma after all?


    If only it had been some other body part: that'd put a halt to all successive degenerates from his line.
    Not Simon Johnson of Libya via Rawtenstall and Leeds GS? Surely not.


    Er....no?
    Worth a try.
    You just have to ride like you never have to breathe again.

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  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :D :shock:


    Serves him fecking right.

    Hope he is still there
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Poor bloke - I bet he came from a single parent family in East End and that he did badly at school. I blame the police.

    Hug a hoody - they are just people like you in me (in branded casual sports wear)
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  • stevejmo7
    stevejmo7 Posts: 69
    Quality. What goes around .............. in the absence of effective deterrence via laws and consequences etc it's REALLY good to see this £$%"^^%$£ getting taught a lesson. If he loses his leg it'll stop him doing it again (only prob is the money we have to waste on the scum at the NHS) . NO SYMPATHY AT ALL
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  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 12,043
    That is superb, get what he deserved, but the poor sod whose garage it is still had to pay for the repair for the damage this little shlt has done.

    I would say 'that'll teach them' but when your IQ is in negative equity, I really don't think it will do.

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