Anyone fancy a change of career in Cheltenham area?

jpembroke

Just thought i'd try on here before looking elsewhere. I'm a landscape gardener (www.bluestonegardens.co.uk) and really need to team up with someone fulltime for small to medium sized projects in and around Cheltenham. Already have part-time help but need someone who can commit a bit more time. I'm looking for a self-employed, practical, reliable person with either good building skills or plant knowledge (or both). A good sense of humour would also be a benefit. In terms of the work, I can guarantee the following:

1) You will lose weight
2) You will get strong
3) You will drink a lot of tea and eat Tunnocks wafers
4) You will get to drive a digger on a regular basis
5) You will not be sent to the builders' merchants to get sparks for the angle grinder

and perhaps after work - if not too knackered - we can get out and do some rides.

Obviously, how much we earn depends on how much work we can take on but with a fulltime person i'll be able to turn jobs around quicker and not have to turn down work, thus make more money.

Anyway, if there is anyone out there who is twiddling their thumbs, trying to work out their next move and fancies the idea then do get in touch.

Thanks

Jamie

Slow Downcp

Will it be milk or plain chocolate tunnocks?

jpembroke

never been able to find plain tunnocks. Obviously need to move to Scotland.

Slow Downcp

Or the Midlands...

I do like the sound of driving the digger tho'

Haydn1

would i have to bring my own skirting board ladder?

jpembroke

no, but a jar of elbow grease and a left handed screwdriver wouldn't be a bad idea

guinea

I need a long weight...

jpembroke

ooh, that's a good one. And some glass tacks, you'll need those too.

vitesse169

You could always wait over there for a record stand........ sorry......

hammerite

how about a tin of tartan paint?