I have suffered a Fly Attack
fly_killer
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There I was riding along the road and WHAM ... big massive meaty anti-social beefcake of a fly decided to molest me right in me peeper.
I think I'll buy some sunglasses ... I hate wearing them but it's better than what I'm going through now.
Can anyone reccomend a product thats really good at getting at fly carcasses that are lodged under your eyelid? ... I went out and bought some Optrex but the little git is still in there.
I think I'll go stamp on some maggots. :twisted:
I think I'll buy some sunglasses ... I hate wearing them but it's better than what I'm going through now.
Can anyone reccomend a product thats really good at getting at fly carcasses that are lodged under your eyelid? ... I went out and bought some Optrex but the little git is still in there.
I think I'll go stamp on some maggots. :twisted:
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I ride in normal sunglasses on and I always have them on when riding...even if it's not sunny...my missus was always taking a piss of me, she thought I want to look cool and mean but we all know it's for protection against those little flying buggers...also I wouldn't recommend riding with your mouths wide open, unless you are hungry and don't mind eating dodgy stuff ...go chain reaction for good riding gear...
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I had a head on collision last week with one of those bumble bees that resembles a tennis ball, didnt sting me but felt like someone had shot me in the cheek.
I once had a flying beetle round the back of my eye and just kept my eye nice and moist and it came out two days later."BEER" Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy0 -
Don't worry just save them bring them home add a little garlic and tabasco
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shove a spider under there?0
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Eye back to normal ... spider worked the best
... I wonder if you can train hungry bats to orbit cycle helmets.0