Overheard Conversations
CHRISNOIR
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I came back into the office this morning to catch this bizarre conversational nugget from a female colleague -
"I took one look at the size of his hands and whispered to my Mum, 'He's not going up my ar*e with hands like that!'".
It turned out to be a conversation about developing hemorrhoids after childbirth (these conversations are an occupational hazard when working in an office where you're the only bloke) and the man in question was a Doctor (I presume...).
Have you ever caught a fragment of conversation and thought "What the...?"
"I took one look at the size of his hands and whispered to my Mum, 'He's not going up my ar*e with hands like that!'".
It turned out to be a conversation about developing hemorrhoids after childbirth (these conversations are an occupational hazard when working in an office where you're the only bloke) and the man in question was a Doctor (I presume...).
Have you ever caught a fragment of conversation and thought "What the...?"
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You mean you eavesdropped? shock horror
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Summer last year I was in my back garden. My mobile rang, it was my girlfriend who suggested I watch "Spa of embarrassing illnesses". I explained that I was in the back garden, she told me that there was a man on this programme who had a problem with his penis and that it was swollen and looked "quite painful" and knowing what we men are like when it comes to our private parts she thought that it would be funny to hear my reaction to it if I were to see it.
Without thinking I asked "can you see his willy right now?, "yes" she replied, again with no thought whatsoever I repeated "So its all big and swollen? that sounds like a lot of fun". (or something along those lines).
When the conversation ended I put the phone into my pocket and turned around to see my neighbour chuckling away and his 60 something year old Mum who was visiting him looking horrified :shock: . I hurriedly explained to them why I was talking about big swollen willies and beat a hasty retreat into the house. My neighbour now lets me know on which days his mother is going to visit him in advance so that I can avoid having to make eye contact with her. :oops:0 -
on the road wrote:You mean you eavesdropped? shock horror
No no, I just walked into our office. It's only small, it was unavoidable!0 -
It's all blokes with one woman in our office. She's used to it now.
Even when we mention copper nano tubes."Swearing, it turns out, is big and clever" - Jarvis Cocker0 -
I had wondered why everyone was talking about the Lindt's Chocolate Ears ad on telly until it finally dawned on me.... :oops:Every winner has scars.0
