Ladybird Book of the Police

OffTheBackAdam
OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
edited May 2008 in The bottom bracket
Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.

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  • Mithras
    Mithras Posts: 428
    Being a copper this made me giggle :lol:
    I can afford to talk softly!....................I carry a big stick!
  • GrumpyBear
    GrumpyBear Posts: 45
    I second Mithras' comment! Especially as we found a copy of the original in one of the bosses offices recently.....
  • Johnny G
    Johnny G Posts: 348
    LOL :D

    I remember reading the original when I was a kiddie!
  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    This policeman has been following a suspect for three months. He is now 300 miles from home.

    Dreadful average speed...
  • Doobz
    Doobz Posts: 2,800
    Isn't this the training manual for bobbies nowadays :lol:
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  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    I still have an original copy of that; it's a design classic.


    Fast and Bulbous
    Peregrinations
    Eddingtons: 80 (Metric); 60 (Imperial)

  • I really wish it was that simple, as one of the 'dotted blue line' myself I agree with the
    above comments.......... Social Engineering ..... My A**e :roll: :roll: :roll:


    'Romancing the Bone'
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    Doobz wrote:
    Isn't this the training manual for bobbies nowadays :lol:

    The advanced manual?


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    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
  • Bronzie
    Bronzie Posts: 4,927
    Cunobelin wrote:
    The advanced manual?
    Now THAT is funny - "Fire up the Quattro" 8)
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Anything that mentions 'dogging' cracks me up. I don't 'indulge' in that kind of behaviour - let's make that clear - but something about it makes me laugh. Say it out loud - 'Dogging'...
  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    LMAO :lol: