Bad luck Bankers!
OffTheBackAdam
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Deutsche Bank has told its executives that they cannot claim brothel visits and adult films in hotels on company expense accounts.
An internal memo, obtained by the German magazine Spie-gel, said: "Deutsche Bank does not approve of any adult entertainments and such expenditures will not be reimbursed."
A Deutsche Bank source said: "In the good old days you could pass off a trip to a knocking shop as a restaurant if the name wasn't too obvious."
Other cost-saving measures, brought in because of uncertain economic times, include £50 limits on business meals and restrictions on taxi and train fares. Staff who catch overnight flights must shower at airports, rather than book into hotels to bathe.
A similar memo will be sent to the bank's British staff
I wonder if poor old Euro-MP's are subject to such draconian measures.
An internal memo, obtained by the German magazine Spie-gel, said: "Deutsche Bank does not approve of any adult entertainments and such expenditures will not be reimbursed."
A Deutsche Bank source said: "In the good old days you could pass off a trip to a knocking shop as a restaurant if the name wasn't too obvious."
Other cost-saving measures, brought in because of uncertain economic times, include £50 limits on business meals and restrictions on taxi and train fares. Staff who catch overnight flights must shower at airports, rather than book into hotels to bathe.
A similar memo will be sent to the bank's British staff
I wonder if poor old Euro-MP's are subject to such draconian measures.
Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
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No inflation on the company books then :shock:
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They certainly aren't going to be paying for any blows! Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0
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Euro MP's probably pay family membersDan0
