Is Tom Boonen a vampire?

pottssteve
pottssteve Posts: 4,069
edited April 2008 in Pro race
Examine the evidence:
1. Unnaturally pale skin, despite spending much time outdoors (admittedly in Belgium where the weather is p*ss poor).
2. Superhuman power in the sprints.
3. Holds a teenage girl in his thrall - is drinking blood legal?
4. Rides like a bat out of hell.
:twisted:
Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs

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  • aac
    aac Posts: 12
    And did you see his ears when he was getting interviewed after the race? Definitely a bit bat-shaped!
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    pottssteve wrote:
    Examine the evidence:
    1. Unnaturally pale skin, despite spending much time outdoors (admittedly in Belgium where the weather is p*ss poor).
    2. Superhuman power in the sprints.
    3. Holds a teenage girl in his thrall - is drinking blood legal?
    4. Rides like a bat out of hell.
    :twisted:

    Lives and trains in Monaco!
  • andrewgturnbull
    andrewgturnbull Posts: 3,861
    You've got the wrong guy. It was Tyler who had the fondness for other people's blood...
    http://www.andyturnbull.co.uk
    http://www.stirlingtri.co.uk
  • freddymerckx
    freddymerckx Posts: 46
    dont forget vino. he bit his father.
  • Noodley
    Noodley Posts: 1,725
    andrewgturnbull wrote:
    You've got the wrong guy. It was Tyler who had the fondness for other people's blood...

    He even absorbed his twin :roll:

    what more evidence do you need?
  • terongi
    terongi Posts: 318
    The ears really troubled me on Sunday.

    Have they always been like that. Anyone got some vintage Tornado Tom pics to check?

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