Is Farting Funny?

HungryCol

"popette, What about the ones that follow you about?"

Like leaving a room full of dinner to releave a fart only to reenter the room and the smell stays with you?

Or doing a fart in work followed by a quick drum of your fingers on the desk for your colleagues to think that's what you were doing all along!

Let out an SBV (Silent But Violent) at your desk about 10 seconds before someone decides to come over to your desk!

In bed ever kick the end of the duvet to waft the smell to the other side of the room.

We're all spilling the beans "boom tish" now.

Shadowduck

Apparently I've farted violently enough during the night to actually wake my Darling Wifey...

Of course, I slept through it in blissful ignorance. 8)

Ken Night

Sidesplitting thread
Left the office late one night, descending in the lift, admiring one of my finest, safe in the knowledge no-one else in the building. The lift stopped on the second floor and in steps the boss and his most important clients.

I couldn't stop sniggering. I can't tell you if it was nervous reaction or just enjoyment of their discomfort

Yes, farts are funny

CHRISNOIR

My mate managed to fart himself awake one time on holiday in Greece. I guess the food didn't quite agree with him or something. The look of drunken sleepy confusion on his face was priceless as he looked around for the phantom farter before realising with a glum sniff that it was one of his own.

drewfromrisca

This is so unprofessional but I once farted in a Police interview after we arrested some guy. I was tired and daydreaming while my colleague was giving the spiel at the start of the interview and I just let one out...it just happened to be a rip roaring trouser burster!!! That was it I just laughed uncontrollably and so did my colleague. Tears were streaming down our face but the poor suspect just looked on in bemusement!!! We decided to stop interviewing after we couldnt get more than three words together before laughing our head's off!!!
The tape got copied by colleagues and sent around! It ended up at the training college and was played to new recruits as a 'How NOT to interview a suspect!'

I am famous...through farting!!!

hammerite

CHRISNOIR wrote:

My mate managed to fart himself awake one time on holiday in Greece. I guess the food didn't quite agree with him or something. The look of drunken sleepy confusion on his face was priceless as he looked around for the phantom farter before realising with a glum sniff that it was one of his own.

Holiday fart stories are great.

When I was 16 I went on holiday with a mate and his parents to Tunisia for a couple of weeks. Being of that age, we'd desperately been trying to get drunk and managed to get through copious amounts of beer without even feeling drunk (mmmmm let me gues why!?!), the beer was fizzy crap and had little effect.

However, the fizzy crap seemed to have an amazing effect on our ability to fart. One day we went back to our room, and I was laying on my bed reading. My mate had been complaining of dodgy guts all day and went to the toilet. He came out about 90 mins later, and on asking whether he felt better he said that in the whole time he hadn't actually managed a dump but had been farting the whole time.

He left the bathroom door open while he was telling me this, and all of a sudden I was hit by this attrocious stench coming out of the bathroom. We promptly left the hotel room with the balcony doors wide open for ventilation. We returning back to our room an hour or so later thinking the coast was clear, and was met with this horrible stench in the corridoor. The great thing was that the smell had left our room, and the wind must've blown the smell into the corridoor!

1footedninja

proot! is the sound a fart makes in Swedish

andyp

drewfromrisca wrote:

I'm shocking for farting, I once farted on a date and followed through and all I could do was start laughing uncontrollably! I had to ring my mate and tell him there and then. Needless to say there was no second date!

I thought my following through story was a good one but yours trumps (boom tish) mine. On a date! Jesus.

But what compounds it is that you phoned your mate?!? Have you lived it down yet. (I'm still known as 'the following through Andy' by a friend's wife!)

y tin

Not long back from a cycling holiday with some clubmates. Six of us in an apartment all drinking pure solid fart fuel....SIS rego....best thing (or worst thing) known to man in the promotion of effective farting.
The apartment stunk. All night. Every night. Even on day 5 we were howling. :shock:

drewfromrisca

I have lived the infamous date down but the problem is I'm prone to a fair few follow through's and embarrasing incidents! Whilst on a school trip in France we stayed in some shi**y hostel which gave a few people 'delhi' belly...including me! To get to the point, in the middle of the night I woke up with a huge pain in the gut, knew what was coming and ran to the toilet...unknown to me my mate had left his bag by the bottom of the bed, I tripped over it, farted and a mass of smelly brown/grey liquid squirted out of my ar*e down my legs and over the wall and my mates bed!!! As expected the whole of the school knew about my incident by the next morning!

CHRISNOIR

drewfromrisca wrote:

I have lived the infamous date down but the problem is I'm prone to a fair few follow through's ...

Dear God there's beer all over my keyboard - this is the stuff of legend!

drewfromrisca

There's more where that came from!!! That very same trip we were on the bus to paris when the attack hit me again, yep you guessed it I cracked one off and had an acorn in my pants!!! The fu(king bus driver wouldnt let me use the toilet as it was broken so I had to keep it with me till we got there!!!

sparrowlegs78

I find farts gut bustingly hilarious! suffering with a bowel complaint i am prone to a little bit of bum air ...he and the Hubby quite often have farting contests...i can win with the sound,but he wins with smell and lingerability...his mum is quite posh so every time we go to her house we just have to fart to annoy her....yes i am the "daughter in law from hell"

red dragon

Years ago in company someone "dropped one" - nothing serious - just noise really. (I was not there at the time), fortunately my son aged five at the time boldly filled the gap by saying "my Dad can do that".

hammerite

drewfromrisca wrote:

cracked one off

My gf uses this when referring to someone farting, where I'm from it means something slightly different! I'm sure I don't need to elaborate what.