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paradise, pass meStatistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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a fiver for0
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I am saddened0
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Sir Lancelot, forsoothseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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lost a bet0
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Lynch blond wig0
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when Boris realised0
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his mayoral ambitionsStatistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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were to eat0
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his weight in"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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tesco horse burgers0
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predigested. Unfortunately, Tarquinseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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was away plumping"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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a silken pillow0
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metaphorically meaning he0
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was bashing his"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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weeping, bruised, flaccid0
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pet cockatiel Trevor"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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recently rescued from0
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the gaping chasm"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
of Nigella Lawson0
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Trevor's suffering continuedStatistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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unabated until Nigella's0
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skinny sidekick coughed0
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up a feather0
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weight boxer wearingStatistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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suspenders because he0
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wanted Nigel Farage0
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to spank hisStatistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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monkey puzzle tree0