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tardington
tardington Posts: 1,379
edited March 2008 in Commuting chat
A little dog pissed on my front wheel about ten minutes ago!

I was about to come out the shop I was in and boot the wee bugger... But holding the lead was the frailest, wee-est old lady you ever saw. So I didn't.

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  • BentMikey
    BentMikey Posts: 4,895
    You were OWNED!!!
  • Eat My Dust
    Eat My Dust Posts: 3,965
    Could have been worse. I remember as a kid putting my hamster in one of those ball things. Iittle bast*rd starting pissing and running at the same time spraying pee all over my parents living room!! to say my mum wasn't happy was an understatement!!
    SNAPS
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    BentMikey wrote:
    You were OWNED!!!

    :oops: I know! Defeated by an old lady!
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Eat My Dust wrote:
    Could have been worse. I remember as a kid putting my hamster in one of those ball things. Iittle bast*rd starting pissing and running at the same time spraying pee all over my parents living room!! to say my mum wasn't happy was an understatement!!

    :lol::lol:

    Have you heard the urban legend about the young lad who's visiting a friend, when a 'football' rolls past. Without thinking he kicks it out the window... :twisted:
  • BentMikey
    BentMikey Posts: 4,895
    tardie wrote:
    :oops: I know! Defeated by an old lady!

    No mate, it's worse, by her flea taxi.
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Should I start biffing the old ladies about then?

    I just need one iota of permission!
  • BentMikey
    BentMikey Posts: 4,895
    LOL! More seriously, you could always have squirted the rat with your water bottle. I think I probably would have in that situation.
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    I am pretty sure that counts. MRS MCGILLYCUDDY I AM COMING FOR YOU

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