To the coach driver...

orv
orv Posts: 92
edited February 2008 in Commuting chat
Message to the coach driver who drove the wrong way down the one way cable street roadworks this morning and forced his way through forcing the bikes to quickly get out of the way and up onto the pavement to avoid being squashed....

didn't even acknowledge or make an apologetic gesture when you were shouted at and pointed out you were driving the wrong way.

you

are

a

c**ck

Comments

  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    While we are thanking people, I would like to extend my gratitude to the young lady who accidently spat on me when I overtook her on the King's Road this morning. Seems that finishing school no longer teaches one to look over one's shoulder prior to expectorating. Unlike the coachdriver, she was good enough to apologise. She was also quite cute :D
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Gussio wrote:
    While we are thanking people, I would like to extend my gratitude to the young lady who accidently spat on me when I overtook her on the King's Road this morning. Seems that finishing school no longer teaches one to look over one's shoulder prior to expectorating. Unlike the coachdriver, she was good enough to apologise. She was also quite cute :D

    But not so cute that she doesn't gob in public :lol::lol::lol:

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Eat My Dust
    Eat My Dust Posts: 3,965
    orv wrote:
    didn't even acknowledge or make an apologetic gesture when you were shouted at and pointed out you were driving the wrong way.

    lol, the very same thing happened to me not 20 minutes ago with a WVM. Not only that, he was using his mobile. I can't wait to get a helmet camera!!!!!
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    orv wrote:
    ...

    you

    are

    a

    c**ck

    What is a c**ck?


    clock?
    chick?
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  • I would like to say many thanks to Mr WVM who had to over-take by any means possible during a green light at road works. I really enjoyed being forced into a road sign and then several yards down the road having to come to a complete halt because your vehicle was too fat to get through the gap.
    I’m glad that you got there a few seconds faster so that you only had to wait 1 minute for oncoming traffic to clear instead of 1 minute 3 seconds. I appreciated the rest whilst sitting behind the exhaust pipe of your un-tuned smoky engine.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    OK then...

    To the driver if the renault clio who nearly knocked me off (yes, that noise was my handlebar knocking against your wing mirror) overtaking me 15 yards before being stopped at a quite obvious long queue of traffic at a red light (which was why I was in primary).

    The bus driver coming the other way was particularly amused as you didn't have space to get back onto your own (dare I say OUR) side of the road and so blocked him (and therefor all of the traffic behind him) coming the other way.

    Yes I did enjoy stopping briefly to give you a round of applause (I know you appreciated that, I could tell by the look on your face :D and the words coming out of your mouth :shock: and the gestures being made by your hands :lol: ) before dissappearing away in the busy traffic in front of you.

    Hope you have a splendid day! :lol::lol: 8)
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • chronyx
    chronyx Posts: 455
    Nice one cee :D

    Nothing much here. Thanks to those who keep me amused, baffled, sometimes annoyed on my commute to and from work!
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  • I would like to offer my thanks and hearty congratulations to the impatient 2@ who nearly got me splatted last night. The driver in front of you who had stopped, waiting for me to pass before making his right turn behind me, was doing the right thing. You on the other hand, by leaning on your horn and forcefully encouraging him to spin his wheels and go for it at the last second such that his passenger got a decent view of my face at less than a metre while I tried not to stick my front wheel into his front wing and passenger door, deserve a lifelong dose of six inch crabs.