Mountain biking is for gays?
jesusoffook
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Stop riding mountain bikes and get a motocross bike you gays
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Sore ribs.................I must start walking the trail 1st before steep descents into the unknown!0 -
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jesusoffook wrote:Stop riding mountain bikes and get a motocross bike you gays
Oh be nice.0 -
Proved by testing to be faster than a badger.
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third-id...????
anyway....i'm not gay, but my boyfriend might be...
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sorry mate but its so much quicker on a mtb..... (down hill anyway)
and if i wanted to just sit down while something else does all the work for me i would stay at home and sit on the sofa while the bird does the washing up.....
if mtb is for gays then show me the c0ck, coz i love it!!!!http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc1/ ... ogs066.jpg
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stucon wrote:sorry mate but its so much quicker on a mtb..... (down hill anyway)
and if i wanted to just sit down while something else does all the work for me i would stay at home and sit on the sofa while the bird does the washing up.....
if mtb is for gays then show me the c0ck, coz i love it!!!!
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stucon wrote:if mtb is for gays then show me the c0ck, coz i love it!!!!
I think we have a clear front runner for best statement of 2008! So beautifully put!
Still laughing! Proved by testing to be faster than a badger.
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stucon wrote:sorry mate but its so much quicker on a mtb..... (down hill anyway)
and if i wanted to just sit down while something else does all the work for me i would stay at home and sit on the sofa while the bird does the washing up.....
if mtb is for gays then show me the c0ck, coz i love it!!!!
Take it your not married!
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Oh my god!! I am like SO offended right now! I think i may have to lay down for a while.
I am surprised someone went through the effort of joining this forum to say that!0 -
Nice to see (nearly) everyone is comfortable in their own sexuality apart from the guy who started the thread possibly :?:It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
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gotta_hurt wrote:stucon wrote:sorry mate but its so much quicker on a mtb..... (down hill anyway)
and if i wanted to just sit down while something else does all the work for me i would stay at home and sit on the sofa while the bird does the washing up.....
if mtb is for gays then show me the c0ck, coz i love it!!!!
Take it your not married!
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no im not..i am engaged tho!!!!...
his name is brian!!!!!.. hahaha!!
only joking..
its dave!!!!...
no, no... its claire... and she is a she!!...http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc1/ ... ogs066.jpg
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Motorcross needs a really strong wrist (usually the right hand)...how do you get your wrist so strong......
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Nah, motorcross is for gays. Pedal, you big puff.0
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see mbuk issue 222 (march) for proof who is faster downhill, it's peaty and warner vs. ben hemmingway an jon pettit. ( see page 60 - man vs machine)if you're not crashing, you're not trying.0
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stucon wrote:gotta_hurt wrote:stucon wrote:sorry mate but its so much quicker on a mtb..... (down hill anyway)
and if i wanted to just sit down while something else does all the work for me i would stay at home and sit on the sofa while the bird does the washing up.....
if mtb is for gays then show me the c0ck, coz i love it!!!!
Take it your not married!
http://gottahurt.pinkbike.com/album/Kona-McRea/
no im not..i am engaged tho!!!!...
his name is brian!!!!!.. hahaha!!
only joking..
its dave!!!!...
no, no... its claire... and she is a she!!...
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Motorbikes are noisy, stink, lazy and like killing their owners.
Now that's what I call gay :twisted: 0 -
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i can't comment i ride both, motorbike and mountain bike.
they're both as good as each otherif you're not crashing, you're not trying.0 -
jesusoffook wrote:Stop riding mountain bikes and get a cyclocross bike you gays0
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I'm a gay man trapped in a womans body! i love man bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
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hehe, people like him make me laugh.
mx bikes have more to go wrong. how can i fix them??!! hehe I said hit the brakes not the tree!!
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mx is crap as far as im concerned, you cant go downhill on, or singletrack so get your bikes out and ride
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I'm a bit unclear. Is it just English riders who are gay? Or has this disgusting form of
behavior been documented in the USA and possibly other places? If true and as
widespread as it sounds I may have to dispence with more than a few "friends"
whom I know have ridden these fiendish devices in the past. Is it the bicycle that
causes this "gayness"? And can a motocross prevent it? Possibly reverse it?
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