Bad Neigbour advice

My neigbour just won't leave me alone. Their recent game is to laugh at me through their door whenever they feel they can provoke me. I locked myself out last month and I heard them saying 'arr did you lock yourself out' and sniggering behind their door and the other day I went out at 4am for a ride and I heard them again laughing. They are in their 60's and behave like teenage (chav) girls. It's been one thing after the other for nearly 4 years.
It sounds easy to ignore and it is most of the time but if they catch me on a bad day I'm the one that will get in trouble.
Any suggestions on how to protect myself from these censored idiots who basically need some friends and a hobbie, like cycling!.
thanks
It sounds easy to ignore and it is most of the time but if they catch me on a bad day I'm the one that will get in trouble.
Any suggestions on how to protect myself from these censored idiots who basically need some friends and a hobbie, like cycling!.
thanks
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Give it a couple of months and you'll either be insane or they will do ANYTHING to avoid you.
Good luck
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The lads will need somewhere to practice, as will you on your electric violin/double necked guitar/drums
Failing that, for real 'annoy the neighbours' music, buy some Captain Beefhart or Pere Ubu CD off EBay, and sent the player to 11 as you go off for a 4am ride
You could try and have abit of fun too. Put on different accents whenever you see them when saying hello or bye. Eventually you'll be the loon next door and they'll be rushing into their house whenever they see you. Eitherway you'll be happier
Seriously I'd ignore them or move. My inlaws have recieved 'anonymous' mail for over 15 years, even though they are sure it's from there neighbours, he is a proper slalker. I'd have either twatted him or moved, as he is just to stubborn to die!
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Ignore it - try meditation to keep you chilled
Or:
Make friends with them.
Or:
Move.
if it was me I'd do the last one.
Manchester Wheelers
Just take the hiss back, but in a nice way.... if they take the hiss out of your cycling/getting locked out, at least say "At least I get out and about, you should try it !"
or next time laughing boy come round and starts shouting through your letter box, pepper spray the old git. but if he croaks on you move sharpish
Ron Jaworski, Sky Sports
2. Wear your road shoes in the house all the time.
3. Take up Jenga.
4. Practice your tap dancing every evening for at least 2 hours.
5. I believe the US Army found Queen's "We are the Champions" at max volume very effective against General Noriega.
Or move across the border to Herts
Don't let 'em get you down.
For all you good people that don't live on a lame X council estate in a censored town in Essex kiss your home and thank god, For here no one ever reachs past the mental age of 16 . And the mums violently scream at their children and your often woken by drunks next door killing each other at four in the morning. And you can't go to the shops without stepping into a world of ignorance. I'm moving cos I hate white trash!!!!!
Really, Hertfordshire is very nice and it's only an extra 10 minutes on the train to a very quaint little market town just 8 miles to your North.
Try cutting off thier gas supply and let hypothermia do its thing
Whats blue and f**ks over old people?
2. Create a stink - Get 10 tons of manure dropped on their drive while they're out. Leave the cash payment in an envelope pinned to their front door.
3. Turn their water off if you can get to the stopcock.
4. Write rude words with cress seeds on their front lawn. This will be invisible until they mow the green tops off leaving your message in white stalks.
5. Photoshop a local authority letterhead and mail them saying that their house is subject to a compusory purchase order and will be dempolished.
6. Advertise their car in the local paper at a very reasonable price - Pay cash again.
7. Dig two grave sized holes in your back garden. Then invite them round for dinner.
That should do the job.
I think Mr songwriter it's time you got f**k outta Dodge.
Where the rain gets in.
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin. " Spike Milligan
If they are council tenants, or leaseholders who exercised the right to buy, contact your local housing office and complain. You will then be expected to keep some sort of diary for a while and then they will consider if there behaviour is serious enough to warrant action. This might just be a warning letter or all the way up to asbo or possession proceedings.
Don't ignore it but don't engage in behaviour that gives them cause to counter claim that you are behaving badly. The process might be lengthy but it's there for you.
I speak as a housing officer in inner london.
Good luck.
Joseph Gallivan
get out of Harlow.
Where the rain gets in.
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin. " Spike Milligan
They are driving your bus whether you like it or not. I would ignore them totally. But if you feel you absolutely HAVE respond to them, respond in any manner, whether they hear you or not, as though they have just paid you a compliment. A huge smile and a friendly wave is a good start. Make their point moot. They will soon realize that they are making no headway at all.
Bottom line, ignore their sissy censored *s.