Etiquette of the local clubber
big dunk
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About to dive into the murky world of the local cc.any do,s defenitly dont,s.iniciation,s funny wee wee takes for newby,s i should be aware of?
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Depends on the club.
If for example if you were joining the Wheelers you'd have to :-
- Clean my bike after club runs
- Give me your wheel if I have a puncture
- Fetch me coffee and toast on any cafe stops while refilling my bidons
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That,s easy,been doin stuff like that for years,you met my wife.Of course i stil wear the trousers but there round my ankles
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Ste_S wrote:Depends on the club.
If for example if you were joining the Wheelers you'd have to :-
- Clean my bike after club runs
- Give me your wheel if I have a puncture
- Fetch me coffee and toast on any cafe stops while refilling my bidons
You're like the Flashman of the cycle club world.0 -
Whatever happened to this Ste_S character, he's gold dust "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
WTF how did you resurrect that?? Fortunately the use of a comma instead of an apostrophe didn,t catch on' it,d be really annoying if it had.0
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seanoconn wrote:
Arran, being strange and having far too much time on your hands is a dangerous combination.arran77 wrote:Whatever happened to this Ste_S character, he's gold dust
Indeed it is.
Can you tell that today has been a particularly boring day "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Oh I thought this was about going clubbing, if it had have been id have shared the golden rule :- look out for the mingers with huge boobs who will give out the goods a lot more willingly than the lookers, don't use your real name nor where you live and def don't give a real phone number out This serious internet site..............I serious cat0
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Serious Cat wrote:Oh I thought this was about going clubbing, if it had have been id have shared the golden rule :- look out for the mingers with huge boobs who will give out the goods a lot more willingly than the lookers, don't use your real name nor where you live and def don't give a real phone number out
Generally good advice. I'll add that some of the hot ones will have daddy issues making them not as unassailable as you may imagine.0 -
lawrences wrote:Serious Cat wrote:Oh I thought this was about going clubbing, if it had have been id have shared the golden rule :- look out for the mingers with huge boobs who will give out the goods a lot more willingly than the lookers, don't use your real name nor where you live and def don't give a real phone number out
Generally good advice. I'll add that some of the hot ones will have daddy issues making them not as unassailable as you may imagine.
especially if you have rohypnol0 -
Well yes, but that's like playing grand theft auto with unlimited health.
Fun, but there's no challenge in it.0 -
GoUglyEarlySerious Cat wrote:Oh I thought this was about going clubbing, if it had have been id have shared the golden rule :- look out for the mingers with huge boobs who will give out the goods a lot more willingly than the lookers, don't use your real name nor where you live and def don't give a real phone number out....like it's golden0 -
Serious Cat wrote:Oh I thought this was about going clubbing, if it had have been id have shared the golden rule :- look out for the mingers with huge boobs who will give out the goods a lot more willingly than the lookers, don't use your real name nor where you live and def don't give a real phone number out
Just glad it didn't refer to some Canadian bastard and baby seals.0 -
