The End of Mountain biking as we know it?

BigDutch
BigDutch Posts: 127
edited February 2008 in The Crudcatcher
Oh good lord.

Someone save us!

Is the Mountain bike going to become the next must have designer accessory? What's next - Burberry pattern tyres? Prada cycling shoes?

Anyone want to put money on her not having paid for the bike?

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Comments

  • Unusual advise for off-road safety - sod the helmet, but show those reflectors off loud and proud. Suppose they do look 'bling'.

    Cringe and duck, sorry!!
  • dhxcme
    dhxcme Posts: 1,467
    i'd put money on LA bints buying them bikes like mad.
  • I hate that C*** - she's such a C***.

    C***ing stupid who-re.... C**** C****

    :twisted:

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  • Hey Cheesey, that's a very balanced opinion you've got there! :shock:
    Proved by testing to be faster than a badger.
    The world's ultimate marmite bike
  • BigDutch
    BigDutch Posts: 127
    Cheese, deep breaths fella!

    I particularly like the way she's modeling the latest in Castelli ladies cycling tops... Those sequins aren't just for style you know - they're the ultimate flexible body armour. Expect all the top riders to be in it next season!

    Oh dear... Now I'm imagining Rob Warner in sequins...
  • Jimbob_no5
    Jimbob_no5 Posts: 1,568
    surprised the retard can ride a bike haha she'll be drink riding next :lol:
    Pinkbike

    I believe in only 2 things in life.
    1) Drink is not my friend
    2) D-Locking cnuts ;)
  • ha ha I know.

    But she really does my noodle in - a vacuous waste of space. Apparently gives a good **** *** though :lol:
  • homercles
    homercles Posts: 499
    Thank god it was a Specialized and not a Marin or Condor :D
  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    Meh, old. Why buy a £2K bike to ride about town? Oh wait she's a stupid spoilt whore thats why.
  • why can't she wear a full face helmet so we don't have to look at her 'kin face....

    i vote for taking her brakes off and pushing her down the fort bill d/h track... :twisted: :twisted:
    thinking happy thoughts....before the pixies steal them..

    www.homersbikes.co.uk
  • Will Snow
    Will Snow Posts: 1,154
    publicity is publicity... plus we mite catch her in lycra shorts... :lol:
    i ride a hardtail
  • Father Faff
    Father Faff Posts: 1,176
    Let that be a warning to all of you who are tempted to buy a Specialized.....
    Commencal Meta 5.5.1
    Scott CR1
  • I'm loving the sequined vest...

    oh Paris, Michael Jackson just called; he wants his gloves back :lol:
  • Let that be a warning to all of you who are tempted to buy a Specialized.....


    i quite agree..... :lol::lol::lol: did mbr pay her to pose with a spesh....
    thinking happy thoughts....before the pixies steal them..

    www.homersbikes.co.uk
  • cant imagine Specialized being too happy with her on one of their bikes let alone lending her one,sales are sure to plummet given the depth of hate for that girl.




















    id still give her it tho :D
  • Matteeboy
    Matteeboy Posts: 996
    Baggy trousers and no clips?

    Surely she snagged them at some stage?

    I do whenever I attempt to ride my Stumpy with baggies!

    Good taste in bikes though. Otherwise she needs putting down.
    Two Stumpjumpers, a Rockhopper Disk and an old British Eagle.

    http://www.cornwallmtb.kk5.org
  • BigDutch
    BigDutch Posts: 127
    Actually I can almost picture the Big S marketing people rubbing their hands together when they saw these pictures. Free ads in ALL the gossip mags. You can't buy the kind of exposure this woman gets a brand.

    For example - I can't stand her, and yet I started this post...
  • dhxcme
    dhxcme Posts: 1,467
    nope you can buy the kind of exposure you get from that woman unless you have the intenet and a credit card. :wink::wink:
  • well you what they say all publicity is good publicity so spesh will be rubbing their hands..............................i wonder how many sniffed the saddle afterwards :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    only when you stare death in the face do you feel most alive
  • clarkson
    clarkson Posts: 1,641
    oh dear. the specialized image, ruined in seconds. :(
    I said hit the brakes not the tree!!

    2006 Specialized Enduro Expert
    http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/3192886/

    2008 Custom Merlin Malt 4
    http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/2962222/

    2008 GT Avalanche Expert
    http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/3453980/
  • Cheesey wrote:
    oh Paris, Michael Jackson just called; he wants his gloves back :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Proved by testing to be faster than a badger.
    The world's ultimate marmite bike
  • I can't see why fellas like and fancy her...she is a mingerrrrr and its not sour grapes before you ask :lol: ...she just looks odd, dunno what it is.
  • She reminds me of an awkward duck (if that makes sense) :?
  • juankerr
    juankerr Posts: 1,099
    If she got rid of the reflectors I might consider giving it a ride...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Weightlift gloves to 'model' an mtb. Go figure.
    I'm sure the shifters have those cute little windows so she can know which cog she's on.
    :?:
  • Great, now I got to return my specialized... :cry: She should be wearing a helmet.
    tut tut tut..
    Me like trials biking me do
  • dav1
    dav1 Posts: 1,298
    I think i may tempororally go to america. Imagine it, everyone buys £3k bikes (that £2k will clearly be trumped) to be super fashionable, ride them around LA (never offroad), keep them perfect to maintain the bling factor then get rid of them when the craze ends (probably "next season"). All you have to do is wait till then and pick up a pristine bike for peanuts.

    The only hope is that the extreme idiocy does not rub off onto the saddle and also that it is not infectious. If someone buys one after the craze then gets a subscription to hello magazine then we can assume the bikes are infected.
    Giant TCR advanced 2 (Summer/race)
    Merlin single malt fixie (Commuter/winter/training)
    Trek superfly 7 (Summer XC)
    Giant Yukon singlespeed conversion (winter MTB/Ice/snow)

    Carrera virtuoso - RIP
  • willy b
    willy b Posts: 4,125
    Just like them buying a Range Rover isn't it...

    :roll: Bloody yuppies
  • hahahaah! it would be a Specialized she's riding wouldn't it. Can it get any worse for Specialized's image? maybe Jordan and Peter Andre will be spotted pootling around hyde park on Spesh Enduros next!

    Even more happy i bought a Scott now
  • surprised the retard can ride a bike haha she'll be drink riding next :lol:

    Apparently, Spesh had to pay a fortune for the snapper to airbrush her stabilisers out!
    (Mind you, that in front of me would keep me pedaling all the way to the top :wink: )