Are You A Happy Drunk?

CHRISNOIR
CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
edited December 2007 in The bottom bracket
While on the obligatory works Christmas do last Friday I had the chance to view my workmates in an inebriated state. For myself a vat of beer makes me a bit giddy, slightly more dumb than usual and more than a tad chatty. However the amount of people that became maudlin (unhappy marriages), argumentative ("See you? You know what you can do with your f**king work...") and downright scary ("My sexual proclivities are quite wide-ranging...") was a real eye-opener.

What kind of drunk are you?
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    ...

    What kind of drunk are you?


    a sober one
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  • robbie the roadie
    robbie the roadie Posts: 423
    a happy one :D Though I try and avoid getting too drunk these days as I like to be able to do something the following day :lol:
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  • Shadowduck
    Shadowduck Posts: 845
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    What kind of drunk are you?
    A very infrequent one - I don't drink much and when I do I get to the point of being slightly buzzed then slow right down, can't stand the feeling of being out-of-control-drunk.

    When I do misjudge it, I usually get loud and silly but it varies!
    Even if the voices aren't real, they have some very good ideas.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    chatty and pretty happy as a rule... sometimes I'll become a little opinionated but other than that it's all good. It's all about having a laugh at the end of the day
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  • Ashley_R
    Ashley_R Posts: 408
    I have to get really drunk now and again to remind myself why I don't do it regularly!
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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...start off happy :D:lol: ...I then become a well informed expert on any subject you care to discuss 8) ...ultimitley I discover the meaning to life, and sit transfixed by new found wisdom. :shock: ..wake up the next morning feeling like a complete arse... :cry:

    ...don't get too drunk these days...
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • lateralus
    lateralus Posts: 309
    an uncoordinated one. Motor skills always the first to go...
  • TheGreatGatsby
    TheGreatGatsby Posts: 818
    no idea never been drunk.

    Maybe a good thing...

    Gats
  • jimmythecuckoo
    jimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,719
    I just get sick and head achey as I only have a kidney and a half.
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Apparently I don't change much (hollow legs, so i'm told), although I think I just talk more.

    And I become dead good at dancing.
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  • cycologist
    cycologist Posts: 721
    All of the above
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  • Max_Man
    Max_Man Posts: 185
    Don't really drink anymore, I do enjoy it but even after only a few beers I wake next morning and wonder how much of a dick I made of myself. Usually followed by a flurry of text messages to test the water and get any feedback.... :roll:
  • duckiciao
    duckiciao Posts: 96
    jimmythecuckoo wrote:
    I just get sick and head achey as I only have a kidney and a half.

    Surely having less kidneys wouldn't affect that? I thought the liver metabolised alcohol?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    spen666 wrote:
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    ...

    What kind of drunk are you?


    a sober one

    Never make judge status then will you?
    Surprise surprise.
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    whitley wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    ...

    What kind of drunk are you?


    a sober one

    Never make judge status then will you?
    Surprise surprise.
    Ooh Cilla you *****.
    Bitch


    I thought the saying was drunk as a lord and sober as a judge :oops: :oops: :oops:
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  • penugent
    penugent Posts: 913
    jimmythecuckoo wrote:
    I just get sick and head achey as I only have a kidney and a half.

    How do you get "half a kidney"?

    In any case, would 1.5 be a problem as you only need 1??
  • penugent
    penugent Posts: 913
    A happy and chatty drunk myself.

    Take care at Christmas works parties - remember that others are watching and you have to face everyone again the next time you clock-in.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    spen666 wrote:
    whitley wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    ...

    What kind of drunk are you?


    a sober one

    Never make judge status then will you?
    Surprise surprise.
    Ooh Cilla you *****.
    Bitch


    I thought the saying was drunk as a lord and sober as a judge :oops: :oops: :oops:

    Aye lad it is ,but you're sober when drunk so therein lies the enigma.
    Let me know when it's all getting too difficult for your very limited comprehension skills.
  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    whitley wrote:
    ...
    Aye lad it is ,but you're sober when drunk so therein lies the enigma.
    Let me know when it's all getting too difficult for your very limited comprehension skills.
    but the engima was the machine to crack the german codes in the 2nd World War- so are you suggesting it was a drunk machine wot won the war for us
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    spen666 wrote:
    whitley wrote:
    ...
    Aye lad it is ,but you're sober when drunk so therein lies the enigma.
    Let me know when it's all getting too difficult for your very limited comprehension skills.
    but the engima was the machine to crack the german codes in the 2nd World War- so are you suggesting it was a drunk machine wot won the war for us

    You really should get out more.
    You don't understand a word so look it up on Google (bit like your legal expertise)then get it all wrong .
    See me after school for a smack round the head. :lol:
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Happy & far too honest.

    'As bosses go you are shite....'
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  • Bunnyman 5.5
    Bunnyman 5.5 Posts: 133
    I don't have a drinking problem, except when I don't have a drink :P :wink::mrgreen:
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    A little cold blue steel
    I'll cut the night like a razor blade
    Till I feel the way I wanna feel"
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  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    I GET REALLY LOUD
    bagpuss
  • jimmythecuckoo
    jimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,719
    penugent wrote:
    jimmythecuckoo wrote:
    I just get sick and head achey as I only have a kidney and a half.

    How do you get "half a kidney"?

    In any case, would 1.5 be a problem as you only need 1??
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  • dunnnooo
    dunnnooo Posts: 900
    A permanent one :D.

    I love uni life.
    I'd give my right hand to be ambi-dextrous
  • cyclinggirl
    cyclinggirl Posts: 196
    Max_Man wrote:
    Don't really drink anymore, I do enjoy it but even after only a few beers I wake next morning and wonder how much of a dick I made of myself. Usually followed by a flurry of text messages to test the water and get any feedback.... :roll:

    OMG, sounds just like me :lol:
  • songwriter
    songwriter Posts: 109
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    While on the obligatory works Christmas do last Friday I had the chance to view my workmates in an inebriated state. For myself a vat of beer makes me a bit giddy, slightly more dumb than usual and more than a tad chatty. However the amount of people that became maudlin (unhappy marriages), argumentative ("See you? You know what you can do with your f**king work...") and downright scary ("My sexual proclivities are quite wide-ranging...") was a real eye-opener.

    What kind of drunk are you?
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  • magibob
    magibob Posts: 203
    "ARE YOU A HAPPY DRUNK?"

    Not yet, but in about 5 hours time..... :D:D:D


    Andy
  • penugent
    penugent Posts: 913
    jimmythecuckoo wrote:
    penugent wrote:
    jimmythecuckoo wrote:
    I just get sick and head achey as I only have a kidney and a half.

    How do you get "half a kidney"?

    In any case, would 1.5 be a problem as you only need 1??
    my excuse for being a lightweight and I am sticking with it.

    Ah, I'll ask Santa for a sense of humour for Xmas :wink:
  • clarkson
    clarkson Posts: 1,641
    a very happy one! im also apparently quite funny too, especially when i end up dancing nearly every time!
    I said hit the brakes not the tree!!

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