Bilmey

flattythehurdler
flattythehurdler Posts: 2,314
edited December 2007 in The bottom bracket
:shock:
Whilst cycling to work at 7.00 this morning, I was pulling out of a side road onto a main road and stopped to let a cyclist on the main road pass. She was on a new Dawes racing bike. Bear in mind it was only 3 or 4 degrees outside.
She was wearing a silk blouse, a short skirt rucked up by the saddle, and stockings and suspenders.
A cut above the CTC types one usually encounters.
Dan

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  • pigman
    pigman Posts: 76
    where was this again?
  • Salsiccia
    Salsiccia Posts: 405
    flattythehurdler wrote:
    :shock:
    Whilst cycling to work at 7.00 this morning. I wa pulling out of a side road onto a main road and stopped to let a cyclist on the main road pass before pulling out. She was on a new Dawes racing bike. It was abou 3 or 4 degrees.
    She was wearing a silk blouse, a short skirt rucked up by the saddle, and stockings and suspenders.
    A cut above the CTC types one usually encounters.

    Pictures?

    BTW it must have been an impressive sight; you were so shaken by it, you couldn't type the thread heading properly :lol::wink:
    I was only joking when I said
    by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...and then you woke up... :wink:
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    No wonder you stopped to let her ride in front of you :lol:
  • feel
    feel Posts: 800
    bet you didn't overtake either :lol:
    We are born with the dead:
    See, they return, and bring us with them.
  • Mike Willcox
    Mike Willcox Posts: 1,770
    BILMEY ?

    I shall send you a bill for £100. Is that enough?
  • ivancarlos
    ivancarlos Posts: 1,034
    Shouldn't this be titled 'Cor Blimey' or even CORRR BLIIIMEY? :shock:
    I have pain!
  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    How does one type a Sid James lecherous cackle.
    Tour de France
  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    ricadus wrote:
    How does one type a Sid James lecherous cackle.

    hur, hurr, hurrrr, hurrrrr!

    Oh no, sorry, I think that was Tommy Cooper.

    Fast and Bulbous
    Peregrinations
    Eddingtons: 80 (Metric); 60 (Imperial)
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...or Leslie Phillips...

    Ding Dong... :wink:
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • Ashtrayhead
    Ashtrayhead Posts: 963
    Was she there again today?

    \'Don\'t Walk, Don\'t Smoke, Don\'t Drink\', Don\'t Think\'

    'I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f****n' mouth'
    Bill Hicks
  • flattythehurdler
    flattythehurdler Posts: 2,314
    Sadly no. May have suffered extreme exposure :) I'll keep you posted.
    Dan
  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 12,033
    Time to invest in one of these then:
    4aa1_1.JPG

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WIRELESS-HELMET-CAM-CAMERA-ATC2K-ATC2000-ATC-2000-2GB_W0QQitemZ230200165742QQihZ013QQcategoryZ11724QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    Cmon, you know you should :lol:
    Felt F70 05 (Turbo)
    Marin Palisades Trail 91 and 06
    Scott CR1 SL 12
    Cannondale Synapse Adventure 15 & 16 Di2
    Scott Foil 18
  • flattythehurdler
    flattythehurdler Posts: 2,314
    Maybe I will as a Christmas present to all on Cycling plus.
    Dan
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    This could have been a great porn movie! But you 'fluffed' it.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Bunnyman 5.5
    Bunnyman 5.5 Posts: 133
    Fnaaarr fnaarrr :P :lol: ....
    "With just a little luck
    A little cold blue steel
    I'll cut the night like a razor blade
    Till I feel the way I wanna feel"
    [Cheap Trick]

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