Sky news is so lame

songwriter

Do you HAVE to be a middle class wally to work at sky news? The women talking about Floyd Mayweather this moring sounded like Margo Leadbetter turning her nose up at the commoners.

Don't get me started on Eamon Holmes. He did one of my major pet peeves in ridiculing a guy who investigates UFO's. Someone tell that that middleclass wally that theres 200 billion stars in out galaxy alone! Let alone another 200 billion galaxys. Get ya head round that fatty.

I've been wound up by the telly. I should have gone out on the bike. Rant over

the ferry

.......Don't know about Mr. Holmes being middle class but he certainly is a workaholic which is not good for anyone. So there!

Harry Hill

If being "Middle Class" means you own an extremely large house outside London, which was recently decorated by my friends company, then yes, he is.

He is a big lad in real life, but very friendly, polite and interesting.

Don't confuse stuff he does at work (for money and on the instructions of his producer) with what he might think in real life.

Mark Alexander

well said

Ste_S

I'd be more worried about the influence Murdoch has over the news rooms than the perceived class of the presenters

Mike Healey

There are 100 billion stars in this glaxy alone.

"I am knzXtpicki of the planet splArg. I am looking for somewhere interesting to visit.

I know, I'll look for an average star, two-thirds out along one of the spiral arms of the galaxy. What a strange co-incidence, I can't move for all those other galactic explorers circling the third planet. We all must have tossed the same coin when deciding where to go.

What luck, I didn't forget to bring my lucky rectal probe - I am sooo set up for my visit".

Apparently, in the Grey Men's language, the word for leader is "Redneck", which explains a lot.

Mike Healey

There are 100 billion stars in this glaxy alone.

"I am knzXtpicki of the planet splArg. I am looking for somewhere interesting to visit.

I know, I'll look for an average star, two-thirds out along one of the spiral arms of the galaxy. What a strange co-incidence, I can't move for all those other galactic explorers circling the third planet. We all must have tossed the same coin when deciding where to go.

What luck, I didn't forget to bring my lucky rectal probe - I am sooo set up for my visit".

Apparently, in the Grey Men's language, the word for leader is "Redneck", which explains a lot.

fast as fupp

eamon holmes is a grade a gobshytte

remember when the lottery show got raided by protesters the big fat manc loving get crapped himself and tried to hide behind his petite female co-presenter!

DavidBelcher

fast as fupp wrote:

eamon holmes is a grade a gobshytte

And brilliantly summed up as "a poor man's Wogan" by Al Murray on An Audience With The Pub Landlord.

David