Cyclists furious as council paint everything luminous green

dirk_van_gently
dirk_van_gently Posts: 826
edited December 2007 in Commuting chat
If you see the candle as flame, the meal is already cooked.
Photography, Google Earth, Route 30

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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: ...and it's not even April 1st
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    Cars, lorries and pedestrians will also be compelled to be repainted in high-visibility luminous yellow paint while cats, squirrels and urban foxes will also be made more visible, following a study that a number of accidents are caused by drivers swerving to avoid badly lit mammals that have strayed onto the highway.

    A cycle shop in the town is cashing in on the crisis by advertising ‘normal clothes’ for cyclists to make them stand out. ‘They are the same as the normal clothes that everyone used to wear, jeans, T shirts, anoraks or whatever…’ explained Mr Randle, ‘But they’ve got the word ‘safety’ at the front, so they are about twice the price.’

    Genuis. I particulary like the image of a luminous urban fox.
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  • BentMikey
    BentMikey Posts: 4,895
    LOL, this is great!
  • prj45
    prj45 Posts: 2,208
    t4tomo wrote:
    Genuis. I particulary like the image of a luminous urban fox.

    Err, squirrel?

    (?)
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,691
    prj45 wrote:
    t4tomo wrote:
    Genuis. I particulary like the image of a luminous urban fox.

    Err, squirrel?

    (?)

    yeah see...camoflage... fooled you didn't it :P :P
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  • I particularly liked this poke at Elf and Safety

    "A house is a very large and potentially dangerous obstacle’ said Health and Safety Officer Kenneth Scrivens."

    It's a very quirky website, there is some great stuff on there.
    If you see the candle as flame, the meal is already cooked.
    Photography, Google Earth, Route 30
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    Actually its nottotally untrue...

    There have been moves in the New Forest for Ponies to have lights and reflectives!
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
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