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hamboneshambones Posts: 407
edited November 2007 in The bottom bracket
It's amazing what you can find on the net!

I'm not sure the author of this literotic piece is a true cyclist!! :D:D

'The Bar
by MrDeviant©

It was a gorgeous day; the sky was a lovely baby blue covered with white, fluffy cumulus clouds. What awaited me around the next bend was much, much darker indeed.

I had been cycling for hours, riding my way across the country on bicycle, and decided that I needed to get a drink and refill my water bottles for the next leg of my trip.

I must have looked really out of place in that bar. I mean, here I was, a sheen of perspiration making my body glisten, wearing skintight top and shorts that were all but see-through as wet as they were with my sweat, slightly out of breath after riding the last 250 miles.

The bar, a backwoods one at that, in the middle of nowhere, was filled with patrons to overflowing. It did not hit me at first, but eventually, I realized that there were no female patrons at all in evidence.'

Admittedly what followed this scene-setting was a tad unrealistic (I've spared you the details), but no more so than that which preceded it :D
Still breathing.....

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  • ChrisLSChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...straight forward gay erotica...each to his own...are you gay hambones?
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • hamboneshambones Posts: 407
    :roll: The author was writing as a woman!!! lol
    Still breathing.....
  • popettepopette Posts: 2,089
    edited November 2007
    if he wasn't walking slightly bow-legged and wobbly after his 250 mile jaunt, he certainly was after
  • BronzieBronzie Posts: 4,927
    edited November 2007
    hambones wrote:
    slightly out of breath after riding the last 250 miles.
    It's Audax porn silly! The bar full of horny rednecks is obviously a control station. Get your brevet card stamped in more ways than one. :wink:
  • popettepopette Posts: 2,089
    edited November 2007
    If I'd just done 250 miles I want a seriously large steak and kidney pie and chips, never mind water
  • ChrisLSChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...oh, I see I assumed it was a bloke telling the story...give us the link so that we know what happened next...what did she get for lunch?
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • BronzieBronzie Posts: 4,927
    ChrisLS wrote:
    ...what did she get for lunch?
    Something roasted I suspect
  • popettepopette Posts: 2,089
    hambones - how did you find this story anyway? What were you searching for?
  • What's wrong with this story?? Warning: mild filth content!

    What's wrong with this story?
    You didn't finish it :(

    Warning: mild filth content
    What part of that did you find mildy filthy? Was it - "a sheen of perspiration making my body glisten, wearing skintight top and shorts that were all but see-through as wet as they were with my sweat". :oops: :D
    hambones - how did you find this story anyway? What were you searching for?

    A Mills and Boon story about cycling?
  • hamboneshambones Posts: 407
    Sadly when you discover cycling at quite an old age (relatively speaking here), and it then becomes a fixation, all of your friends send you endless links, articles, etc on cycling (as if to prove the point that you have become a cycling bore!). This story was sent to me and I just found the throwaway line about 250 miles hilarious and felt a need to share :D:D
    Still breathing.....
  • Clever PunClever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Bronzie wrote:
    ChrisLS wrote:
    ...what did she get for lunch?
    Something roasted I suspect

    :lol: high fives!
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  • ademortademort Posts: 1,924
    Hi i think you must have been talking about Floyd Landis,did he then cycle another 250 miles and go to the next bar, and swears that he never takes drugs,yeh right.
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  • ricadusricadus Posts: 2,379
    Bronzie wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    slightly out of breath after riding the last 250 miles.
    It's Audax porn silly! The bar full of horny rednecks is obviously a control station. Get your brevet card stamped in more ways than one. :wink:

    No, if it was it would be set in a scout hut or a bus shelter, nothing so metro as a bar.
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