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feelfeel Posts: 800
edited November 2007 in The bottom bracket
WOMAN'S POEM




Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme

and I don't care.
We are born with the dead:
See, they return, and bring us with them.

Posts

  • tardingtontardington Posts: 1,379
    Bicycle poems with Campagnolo in are hard to do.

    Marco Polo
    King Rolo

    Ones about Trek are easy though.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    tardie wrote:
    Bicycle poems with Campagnolo in are hard to do.Marco Polo
    King Rolo

    Ones about Trek are easy though.

    Not in Italian.

    caracciolo, ceravolo, cracchiolo, curatolo, debartolo, dibartolo, dipaolo, lopiccolo, palazzolo, romagnolo, ruotolo, spagnuolo, water polo
  • tardingtontardington Posts: 1,379
    Well go on then!

    I shall do a trek one.

    Ooooh I did watch Shrek
    and did a ride on my trek
    then I was hungry
    So I ate ready brek
    And huuuurt my neeeeeck!
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