Not a good start to the day....

Mog Uk

So there I am riding into work and as usual I blow/wipe my nose on my glove, suddenly thinking 'what is that smell?' Now seeing as though my commute is mostly country lanes I just assume that the farmer has been crop spreading. After a couple of minutes the smell is still there and I'm now starting to feel quite sick, it's at this moment I look down and notice the dog sh1t splattered all over my brake lever, glove, bottle, crank arm.... Yep, I've only gone and smeared it all over my nose/face....... :oops:

I still feel sick now and that's after having a shower.... totally gross.....

Hope everyone else had a better ride in! I'm now off to the cleaners store room to snort some bleach...

woodford2barbican

Maybe it is time to get some mudguards? Sounds pretty grim..... :?

Gussio

Bad fortune dude

graeme_s-2

That's gross

Totalnewbie

Fecking people who don't poop scoop (I'm a dog owner but always pick up after him!) Comiserations.

Eat My Dust

How do you know it was dog poo, did it smell/taste of Pedigree Chum?

mrchrispy

/barfs.

that'd leave me gagging the entire day

chrisjsmith

That is NASTY.

Mog Uk

Eat My Dust wrote:

How do you know it was dog poo, did it smell/taste of Pedigree Chum?

lol, Well I'm no connoisseur but I'm fairly sure it came from the backside of a dog..... think it was the colour that gave it away

cupofteacp

It could be fox’s; theirs are way smellier than dogs

and most dogs go either in the gutter or hedgerow

dondare

Thanks for sharing.

secretsam

Ewww

Too much detail

That's unbelievably gross

spen666

I'd say you had a pretty sh*t start to the day

twowheeledwriter

and most dogs go either in the gutter or hedgerow

You ought to see the pavements in France...dog sh!t everywhere.

cupofteacp

But at least it's not in the road :-)

France has a very different idea to dog poo and it's one of the reasons they wash their pavements down

A - W

I suppose all the crap jokes will start now.










*gets coat*

tomgth

Mog Uk wrote:

Eat My Dust wrote:

How do you know it was dog poo, did it smell/taste of Pedigree Chum?

lol, Well I'm no connoisseur but I'm fairly sure it came from the backside of a dog..... think it was the colour that gave it away

We musn't be so hasty in laying blame - did you check it's not your own? - did you have any near misses before the smell first appeared?

secretsam