Man caught Banging his bike

beckenham
beckenham Posts: 242
edited November 2007 in The bottom bracket
Anyone else seen this? I'm assured that it is true!

"A Scotsman has been placed on the sex offenders register after being caught boffing a bicycle.

Robert Stewart had booked a room in a hostel so that he and the bike could have a little alone time but was caught in flagrante by two cleaners. The cleaners had assumed the room was empty and were understandably shocked at the site of a man dressed only in a white T-shirt, apparently having sex with a Raleigh racer.

Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace and is awaiting sentencing. In the meantime he has been placed on the sex offenders register and bike shop owners have been told to keep an eye out for a grey-haired man acting suspiciously in the inner-tube section."
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