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hednesfordxcer

I heard a somewhat weird question today: If a blind person goes deaf, do they think they've died? Are there any more such weird questions?

SiLvEr_SnAkE

Sandbox material?
Well, if they could read braille then they'd still be able to get the news, read menus and read their hotel room number.
But yes, I agree, dead to a certain extent. What if they lost all feeling?

anto164

if they're blind and deaf, they'd still be able to touch, so they wont think they're dead, but the quality of life wouldnt really be that good, as you cant do anything yourself.

lugsey2k5

if they were deaf blind and lost there sence of touch. that would just be plain unlucky.

clarkson

you couldnt think you're dead becaus the person would still be able to think. particualry stuff like "o crap, im senseless!"

h i r 0

It never stopped Helen Keller.

dirtbiker100

my gf asked me the other say why cows and sheep don't have lie-ins...

John

dirtbiker100 wrote:

my gf asked me the other say why cows and sheep don't have lie-ins...

And why dont they?

dirtbiker100

Bastard,
Well i said
a) that they didn't need to, they have a regular lifestyle and therefore don't need to spend ages asleep and their sleep patterns would be regular, not like us having a messy night out n staying in bed all through the next day.
b) when one wakes up they all wake up as there could be trouble.
c) if they stay asleep they'd probably get eaten so less time asleep the better.

fumps

If you think therefore you are.....are you just a thought????


Daft question: If your legs bent the other way (Like a flamingo's) what would a chair look like???

That second one has sent me insane

Anonymous

whilst we are on daft questions, why is orange jam called marmalade?

dirtbiker100

sheepsteeth wrote:

whilst we are on daft questions, why is orange jam called marmalade?

my gf is nodding appreciatively at the stupidity of that one.

supersonic

Its ancient English: marma (orange) lade (jam).

supersonic

Actually I think its something to do with frogs.

fumps

supersonic wrote:

Actually I think its something to do with frogs.

Why do they like Marmalade????

supersonic

They like all things slimy.

fumps

Hmmmm foisty

Finally I'm starting to cheer up

Yay