My bike is so porn....
motdoc
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My bike is so porn I'm not allowed to ride it where anyone under 18 might see....and I got fired for showing a picture of it to a friend at work!
Does anyone have a pornier bike than this?
Does anyone have a pornier bike than this?
Arrrrr I be in Devon.
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motdoc wrote:My bike is so porn I'm not allowed to ride it where anyone under 18 might see....and I got fired for showing a picture of it to a friend at work!
Does anyone have a pornier bike than this?
Possibly one of the most retarded posts ive ever seen. Back to the lab with you fella.0 -
By your "bike", what you really mean is "goat".
Interspecies erotica FTL.0 -
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. ~H.G. Wells
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Bannage!0
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Fuck me thths teh 008 slopestyle bike, twiple camp orks eh evytink0
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what chain device is that???i ride a hardtail0
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i think its a gusset cassette conversion with horizontal dropouts and the best part is the bashgaurd nd the protection thingy on the bars0
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coure, think ive seen them on chain reaction... Ive forgotten what this thread was about... did it even have a reason???wouldnt mind the foam cover things, protect your nuts in a crash. (maybe not winnie the pooh though...)i ride a hardtail0
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Will Snow wrote:wouldnt mind the foam cover things, protect your nuts in a crash. (maybe not winnie the pooh though...)
Never heard of the 'Nard Guard' then?0 -
nard guard??? i hope thats a joke... if not, please do tell me more!!!i ride a hardtail0
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No, it's not a joke.
It's a pad that fits around your stem to cushon you against, errm, 'knocks'. lol.
Feeling sick after a stem slap FTL.0 -
wow what a fantastic idea!!! imagine having to explain to someonewhat it was for though... where can i get one, for my err, friend???i ride a hardtail0
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Anyone stupid enough to ask what a pad is for around a solid piece of metal at gonad height deserves no more than a hard kick in the genitals and the words "does that explain it?"
BTW......hows this for the ultimate in cool?
Highly visible white tyres, single speed, rigid forks, built in luggage.
The ultimate commuter bike.Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. ~H.G. Wells
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^^^^ stabilisers for when stuck in traffic too, save learning trackstands. That is a cool bike!0
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that might be a great commuter and all that but commuters are just so plain boring. what you really want is a real street thrap with a new internal chain set. this negates the use for a chain guide. it's also so full of street cred you will have to ride it like you stole it when passing the local neds. this beauty will get you women fatser then any porshe ever will. FACT
p.s be careful, looking at this for too long will only makes you green with envy
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its a magic bike, uses a huge electromagnet in the frame to somehow generate motion. It can even fly 0
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if the ride on the hotwalk is a bit to hardtailish. i have a we softtail for ya with the same internal gearing and hidden chainset.
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Too far. Maybe about 10 years ago when someone posted a pink girly bike and said it was theres, someone somewhere in the world let out a slight chuckle.
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sorry picture is now up of the softail.
john nobody said they owned a pink girls bike if you don't get the joke don't reply easy as that, there will be no shame in it. lol
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Daaaaaaaaaamn, thats what i've been looking for all my life.
would make commuting so much more fun0 -
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Way to go along with the crowd ginger. You now are truely cool.0
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that, is a slopestyle bike alright! and its mega porn... :roll:
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